TraditionCraft: Tautological Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

so, like, u know how u always do the same thing in minecraft? well, what if i told u there’s a server where traditions are like, the law? like, u gotta follow them or else u get kicked out! it’s like, so crazy but also kinda fun, u know?

like, one time this dude tried to build a house out of diamonds and the admins were like, nah bro, that’s against tradition! and they blew up his house with TNT! it was so epic, everyone was laughing and stuff.

and then there was this other time where someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet and the creeper exploded and destroyed the whole village! it was chaos but also hilarious, u gotta admit.

so, if u wanna join a server where traditions are tautological and u never know what crazy stuff is gonna happen next, then u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

StereotypedSteve – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, characteristics, cultural stereotypes, image, Individuality, judgments, Labels, Minecraft, misconceptions, people, perceptions, Personal experiences, Personality, preconceived notions, reputation, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-identity, smp, societal expectations, societal norms, StereotypedSteve, Stereotypes

Are you tired of being called a noob just because you haven’t built a giant pixel art of a cat yet? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, we embrace all levels of building skills! Whether you’re a redstone genius or just like to dig straight down (don’t do that), there’s a place for you here.

Join us for epic battles against the Ender Dragon, where we ride into battle on pigs wearing diamond armor (yes, the pigs, not us). Or how about our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a shelter without being able to see a thing.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not just a player, you’re a legend in the making. And remember, no matter what the stereotypes say about you, here you’ll always be welcomed with open arms and a diamond pickaxe.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ZzzCraft: Fast Sleep Methods

avoid screens before bed, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, bedtime snacks, bedtime stretches, calming music, Comfortable bedding, Deep Breathing, Fast, herbal tea for sleep, lavender oil, limit caffeine, meditation for sleep, Methods, methods to fall asleep quickly, mindfulness for sleep, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep hygiene, sleep mask, sleep tips, warm bath, white noise, ZzzCraft

Are you tired of counting sheep in Minecraft just to fall asleep? Well, on our server, we have a special potion called the “Sleepytime Elixir” that will knock you out faster than a creeper explosion! Just one sip and you’ll be snoozing in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Bedtime Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will tuck you in and read you bedtime stories until you drift off into dreamland. And if you’re lucky, you might even wake up with a diamond under your pillow!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most relaxing and hilarious sleep of your Minecraft life! Just be sure to watch out for the prankster players who might try to sneak a spider into your bed…sweet dreams!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Ores Mined:	3510
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FrenchFryCraft

Abuse, court case, crime, criminal act, criminal behavior, criminal confession, criminal intent, criminal trial, domestic violence, DRUGGING, french man, FrenchFryCraft, justice system, legal consequences, legal proceedings, marital rape, rape, sexual assault, Spousal abuse, traumatic experience, Victim

So, like, this server is like, totally insane, man. We got this French dude who like, drugged his wife so he could have a big ol’ party with all his buddies and they all just, like, took turns, you know? It’s like a crazy soap opera up in here, except it’s all blocky and pixelated.

Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.

Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Bat Battle: Fungus Fiasco

American bats, Bat, bat population, bat species, battle, conservation efforts, Decimated, disease outbreak, ecological balance, Endangered species, environmental impact, Fiasco, fighting back, Fungal infection, fungus, HIBERNATION, North America, research, scientists, white nose syndrome, wildlife conservation, wildlife disease, wildlife management

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off evil fungus that’s tryna take over the world of bats. we got scientists in lab coats crafting potions and battling the spores with swords made of diamond. it’s a wild ride full of adventure and bat-saving action. plus, where else can you ride a bat into battle against a giant mushroom boss? join us now and be a hero in the battle against the fungal apocalypse!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Blue Lock Minecraft Server

#blue lock, AMBITION, Blue, Character development, Competition, determination, Drama, Failure, goalkeeping, Lock, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PRESSURE, Psychological, Rivalry, Server, Soccer, sports, success, Suspense, talent, teamwork, Training

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us if you want to see pigs flying, llamas wearing top hats, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has a side gig as a stand-up comedian.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a diamond mine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have better dance moves than you do.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t be surprised if you see Steve riding a unicorn while battling a horde of killer bunnies.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Thick Thighs Minecraft SMP Amazonian Slut

adult content, amazonian, beat off, desire, Dominant, Erotic, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, Kinky, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, Provocative, role-play, seductive, Sensual, sexual pleasure, slut, smp, taboo, Thick, thick thighs, thighs

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can ogle at an Amazonian goddess with thighs thicker than a stack of diamond blocks? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join now for the chance to witness this majestic creature in all her pixelated glory, and who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself falling in love with her blocky charm. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the beauty of the Amazonian slut and her thick thighs – join our server today!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Emeralds Found:	6527
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SecretBlockCity – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, SecretBlockCity, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. We’ve got players from all corners of the world, from the depths of the Nether to the highest peaks of the End.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ve ever seen. We’ve got zombie pigs riding on chickens, creepers in top hats, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who will give you a ride around the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see where the fun takes you – just don’t be surprised if you end up in a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

RageCrafters 3000

anger issues, anger management, anger therapy, anger triggers, assertiveness training, communication skills, Deep Breathing, emotional regulation, emotional release, Exercise, healthy coping mechanisms, journaling, meditation, mindfulness practices, positive outlets, RageCrafters, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, stress relief, talking to a therapist

Are you tired of punching pillows or screaming into the void to let out your anger? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server!

Our server is the ultimate stress-relief destination, where you can unleash your fury by building giant TNT cannons and blowing up your friends’ creations. Need to let off some steam? Just hop into our PvP arena and battle it out with other players until your rage subsides.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lava parkour course that will test your patience and sanity. And if you’re feeling particularly vengeful, you can even prank your fellow players by filling their houses with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant pixel art of a potato.

So if you’re looking for a place to channel your inner Hulk and have a blast while doing it, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re on the receiving end of a prank, that is).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyZelensky’sWarVictory

Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyZelenskysWarVictory, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, Geopolitics, global security, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military tactics, ongoing conflict, over 90% complete, peace negotiations, Plan, political tensions, russian aggression, Ukrainian president, Ukrainian victory, War with Russia, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a 90% chance of winning against russia in a war! we have zelensky himself leading the charge, riding into battle on a giant chicken with a diamond sword! watch as we conquer lands and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen. join now and be a part of history in the making! also, we have unlimited cake for all players because why not? let’s show russia who’s boss in the most epic minecraft battle of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Bee Buzz Coffee Boil – Minecraft Server

#revelation, anger, autistic adults, Bee, BEES, body-tensing, boil, Buzz, coffee, complex emotions, emotions, giddiness, Headaches, joy, Minecraft, neurodivergent, Server, Therapy

come join our minecraft server where the bees are always buzzing and the coffee is always nice in the morning! feel the body-tensing anger boil as you battle your way through our insane challenges and quests. let your complex emotions run wild as you explore our vast world filled with surprises at every turn. we welcome all neurodivergent players with open arms and promise a therapy like no other. join us now and let the giddiness take over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Towns Built:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7843	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Farms Harvested:	397
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Earth Belongs Minecraft Server

belonging, Belongs, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, Earth, equality, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, racial awareness, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, Racial segregation, racial stereotypes, Server, social construct, societal norms, Stereotypes, Subspecies

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, we don’t discriminate based on race, but we do have a special place for white people who still believe they’re just individuals in a social construct.

Join us if you want to experience a world where everyone else has discovered their true subspecies, whether it’s the majestic Unicorn People or the powerful Dragon Descendants. But don’t worry, our white players can still be whatever they want – even if it’s just a regular old human.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces diversity, while also poking fun at those who refuse to see the truth? Come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself transformed into a magical creature before the day is over!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Double Gaming Minecraft SMP

2024.., cat content, double, double price, Gaming, Minecraft, smp, Wholesome

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us in the year 2024 where you can pay double the price for extra “cat content” because who doesn’t love wholesome feline fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our Nether dimension where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and maybe even challenge the dragon to a dance-off for epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures in gaming history!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dad’s Dough Defense

Benefits, Boundaries, Caregiver, cleaning, Dads, Decision making, Defense, dementia, dementia care, Divorce, DOUGH, elder care, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, finances, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Inheritance, lpa, Manipulation, Pension, protecting dad’s money, Siblings

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape into a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and forget about demanding family members who think they’re entitled to your hard-earned diamonds. Build your dream castle, mine for rare resources, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And don’t worry about sharing your loot with anyone else – on our server, it’s every player for themselves! No more worrying about siblings trying to steal your enchanted gear or demanding a cut of your mining profits.

So come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you’ll be too busy fighting off zombies and building epic redstone contraptions to even think about your family drama. Plus, who needs half of your pension when you’ve got a chest full of diamonds?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

HourlyInternet SMP

Communication, connectivity limitations, cyber world, daily routine, digital age, digital divide, global connectivity, HourlyInternet, information access, information overload, internet, limited access, online culture, online presence, productivity, smp, social media, societal impact, technological dependency, Technology, Time management, virtual reality

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where the only rule is to build the ugliest house possible. We’re talking neon pink wool, dirt floors, and a roof made entirely of melons. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they once took down a fully geared player in diamond armor. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that pops up randomly in the server. Picture this: creepers busting out their best dance moves, skeletons spinning records, and zombies doing the worm. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness the chaos of ugly houses, chicken armies, and underground disco parties all in one place? Come join us and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.