TraditionCraft: Tautological Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Gods Slained:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u know how u always do the same thing in minecraft? well, what if i told u there’s a server where traditions are like, the law? like, u gotta follow them or else u get kicked out! it’s like, so crazy but also kinda fun, u know?

like, one time this dude tried to build a house out of diamonds and the admins were like, nah bro, that’s against tradition! and they blew up his house with TNT! it was so epic, everyone was laughing and stuff.

and then there was this other time where someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet and the creeper exploded and destroyed the whole village! it was chaos but also hilarious, u gotta admit.

so, if u wanna join a server where traditions are tautological and u never know what crazy stuff is gonna happen next, then u gotta join us! it’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2397
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Star Shards Collected:	294
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5714

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1150
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	6597
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5423
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Potions Brewed:	34
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Astral Projections Made:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Star Shards Collected:	76
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6313
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Potions Brewed:	185	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3635
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Void Armor Forged:	17
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6991
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Votes:	512	Zombie Dances:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	2638
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Emeralds Found:	8536	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Enchantments Applied:	239	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2016	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

Live, Minecraft, rdc, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	8610
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

RDC Live is a dynamic media production company specializing in creating engaging and interactive live events. With a passion for storytelling and cutting-edge technology, RDC Live delivers high-quality content that entertains, informs, and inspires audiences around the world. Their innovative approach to live production sets them apart as leaders in the industry, consistently pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the world of live media.