Trading Zoomer Egirl for Good Conversation Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7745
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a trading system where you can exchange zoomer egirls for good conversation – because who needs diamonds when you can have a deep chat about the meaning of life with a virtual e-girl? And don’t worry, the pics and vids are virtually unlimited, just like the possibilities on our server. Join now and embark on a wild journey filled with memes, madness, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft!

MissileMayhemCraft

air raid, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, defense system, Fails, injured, interception, International, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, News, Rocket, SECURITY, strike, Tension, War, Yemen

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Dragon Scales Harvested:	101
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s safer than central Israel right now! Our missile interceptions never fail, unlike in Yemen. Plus, we got six injured players who can’t stop playing cuz it’s so lit! Come join the chaos and build ur own bunker to protect urself from any incoming missiles. It’s a blast, literally! Join now before it’s too late!

BreadCraft: The Carb Chronicles

amazement, appreciation, Bread, BreadCraft, carb, Chronicles, Communication, comparison, culture, Diversity, Inuit, Language, language enthusiasts, linguaphiles, linguistic diversity, linguistics, linguists, semantics, Snow, terminology, VARIATIONS, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Buildings Constructed:	47
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more bread than the entire Inuit language has words for snow. we have bread that sparkles like diamonds, bread that sings like angels, and bread that can even make you fly like a majestic bread eagle.

our community is filled with bread enthusiasts who will trade you rare loaves and share their secret bread recipes. we even have a bread-themed parkour course where you can jump from baguette to baguette like a true bread ninja.

if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us and experience the carb-filled adventure of a lifetime. who needs snow when you can have bread in all its glorious forms? come join us and let the bread revolution begin!

WhaleCraft: 130+ Year Lifespan

Animal Behavior, balaenid whales, Biodiversity, conservation, Endangered species, Environmental Science, extreme longevity, industrial whaling, LIFESPAN, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine life, marine mammals, oceanic research, oceanography, research, scientific discovery, southern right whales, WhaleCraft, wildlife, year

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4350
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

join our epic minecraft server where whales live for over 130 years and go on wild adventures with you! forget about boring old servers where whales die young, come to ours for the ultimate whale experience. ride on the back of a 130-year-old southern right whale as you explore the depths of the ocean and uncover hidden treasures. industrial whaling has nothing on us, we protect our whales and let them live their best lives. come join the fun and see just how long your whale companion can live!

Soppeldunk War SMP [modded]

Combat, Enhanced, Features, gameplay, Guns, Minecraft, Modded, nuclear power, nukes, Planes, Players, proximity chat, PvP, rules, Server, Skill Tree, smp, Soppeldunk, Space Travel, Survival, TEAM, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4475	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Hosting a team based survival modded Minecraft server with enhanced combat, skill tree, guns, nukes, and more.
Gameplay	No gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose to survive peacefully or destroy everything with nuclear power.
Current Features	SUPPORTS UP TO 60 PLAYERS (proximity chat, souls like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, skill tree, etc…)
Updates	More updates will be rolled out in the future.
Installation Instructions	Visit Discord for installation instructions. Curse Forge required.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players does the server support?	The server supports up to 60 players.
What are some of the features available on the server?	Some features include proximity chat, souls-like combat, guns, chemical and nuclear warfare, planes and helicopters, space travel, create mod, chunk claiming, and skill tree.
Are there any gameplay rules limiting players?	No, there are no gameplay limiting rules. Players can choose their own path in the game.
Where can I find the installation instructions?	Installation instructions can be found on the Discord server. Curse Forge is required for the modded Minecraft server.

Passionate Fetishes Minecraft Server

BDSM, fetish accessories, fetish art, fetish clothing, fetish community, fetish culture., fetish experience, fetish exploration, fetish fantasy, fetish lifestyle, fetish model, fetish objects, fetish photography, fetish roleplay, fetish satisfaction, fetishes, fetishism, kink, Minecraft, Passion, passionate, Server, sexual desire

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1413
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	4916
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Yo, bros, do you like, love your fetishes as much as this dude loves his? Well, if you wanna take your fetish game to the next level, then you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we got dungeons that are kinkier than a Fifty Shades of Grey novel, mobs that are into some freaky stuff, and a community that’s as open-minded as a hippie at Burning Man. So come on, join us and let your fetishes run wild in the world of blocks and pixels!

Why do people keep saying the terrorist attack in Germany was… Minecraft SMP?

atheist, Attack, CHRISTIANS, cultural diversity, discrimination, extremism, fear-mongering, germany, global terrorism, hate crimes, Magdeburg, Media bias, Minecraft, Misinformation, people, Propaganda, religious beliefs, religious intolerance, religious minorities, religious violence, smp, social media, Terrorist, terrorist attack, was, Xenophobia

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where creepers are actually friendly and offer you gifts instead of blowing up your house. Build your dream castle while dodging flying pigs that rain down from the sky (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while you try to defeat it.

So why wait? Join our server and become part of a community where the unexpected is the norm and where even the most mundane tasks turn into epic adventures. Plus, did we mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps griefers at bay? It’s like having your own personal army of unicorns guarding your creations.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

BackScratchers Minecraft Server

#Intention, advice, Apology, back scratching, BackScratchers, Boundaries, clarification, Communication, complaint, Conflict Resolution, confusion, consent, coworker, inappropriate touch, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Professionalism, scratching, Server, UNCOMFORTABLE, work environment, Workplace

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3114
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Runes Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scratching backs is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure filled with back-scratching shenanigans and unexpected twists.

Imagine a world where scratching a coworker’s back leads to a dramatic office showdown. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who gets caught up in a web of back-scratching deceit?

With our server, you’ll never know what crazy situations await you next. From back-scratching quests to mysterious back-scratching rituals, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join us now and scratch your way to victory on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there!

MugMaster69’s No-Share Zone

artist, Boundary, coffee, composure, Confrontation, Disrespect, dramatic, evening classes, farmers market, favorite mug, Friends, hand made, kitchen, locked in room, morning classes, MugMaster69s, NoShare, overreacting, Requests, roommate, sentimental, small apartment, Zone

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7950
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Buildings Constructed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mug-sharing drama to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of mug-related shenanigans and boundary-crossing adventures.

Are you tired of your roommate constantly using your favorite mug without permission? Well, on our server, we encourage this behavior! Watch as your virtual roommate steals your pixelated mug over and over again, driving you to the brink of insanity.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting your alarm an hour early in the game just to catch your roommate red-handed with your precious mug. Confront them in a virtual kitchen showdown that will leave you questioning your sanity and your friendship.

Join us on our server for a mug-tastic time filled with drama, tears, and water-splashing antics. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual roommates causing chaos in your Minecraft world? So come on, lock up your mugs and get ready for a mug-sharing experience like no other!

2024Highlightz – Minecraft SMP

2024.., 2024Highlightz, best experience, best memory, cherished memory, defining moment, favorite memory, favorite moment, happy moment, highlight of the year, joyous occasion., memorable event, Minecraft, most memorable moment, significant event, smp, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, top moment, treasured moment, unforgettable moment, why it was special

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2641
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

One time, I was mining for diamonds and accidentally dug into a portal to a parallel universe where chickens ruled the world and made everyone wear feather boas. It was cluckin’ crazy, but so much fun!

And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. It’s like a mix between a rave and a war zone, and it’s totally lit, bro.

So, what was your favorite moment of 2024? Mine was definitely when I rode a rainbow unicorn into battle against an army of evil bunnies. Good times, good times. Join us and make some memories that will make your grandkids say, “What the heck were you smoking, grandpa?” LOL!

StatueCraft: Historical Yard Decor!

civic pride, community guidelines, community standards, cultural representation, decor, front yard, historical, historical figure, historical impact, historical significance, Hoa, homeowner association, iconic figure, LANDSCAPING, Neighborhood, neighborhood character, outdoor decor, personal preference, property aesthetics, public art, residential rules, Statue, StatueCraft, YARD

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Farms Harvested:	767

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take HOA rules to a whole new level of ridiculousness!

Join us and show off your creativity by building a statue of a historical figure in your front yard. Want to have Abraham Lincoln riding a unicorn? Go for it! How about Cleopatra riding a rocket ship? The sky’s the limit!

But be warned, the HOA president is a time-traveling dinosaur who takes his job very seriously. He may pop up in your game to inspect your statue and give you a virtual citation if it’s not up to par.

So come join us and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, maybe your historical figure statue will become the talk of the server and go down in Minecraft history.

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Emeralds Found:	7428	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Secret Passages Found:	8

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1332
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2188	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5121	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Zombie Dances:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Ores Mined:	9494	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchantments Applied:	252

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.