trading your finite time on Earth for… Minecraft SMP

#dare, asset inflation, asset preservation, bad, blockquoteptrading, Earth, financial independence, Financial Security, Finite, finite asset, finite time, for, inflation, investing, Long-term goals, Minecraft, personal finance, retirement planning, savings, SMPpblockquote, Time, Time management, Trading, value of time, wealth building, wealth management

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5642
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of trading your precious time on Earth for boring old assets that will eventually be worth nothing? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we trade in diamonds, emeralds, and even Netherite for all your heart desires.

Forget about inflation ruining your savings, on our server, we guarantee that your virtual riches will never lose their value. In fact, we have a secret vault guarded by a team of highly trained llamas to ensure that your wealth is always safe.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure buried deep within the mines of our server. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So why waste your time on boring old assets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a wild adventure filled with riches, treasures, and llamas? Join now and let the fun begin!

Mystic Dream Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, Audience, Backlash, brand, Community, consumer behavior, criticism, Disappointment, dream, ENGAGEMENT, Fans, JPs, loyalty, Marketing, merch, misunderstanding, mystic, Outreach, Pandering, Promotion, Realms, Sales, Support, target audience

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s like, totally lit because they cater to all the JP fans out there. And get this, they won’t even try to sell you their merch! Like, what kind of server does that? It’s so wacky, you gotta see it to believe it. So, like, come join us and let’s have a crazy time together!

YouTube Pajeets Are Idiots Minecraft SMP

#youtube, comedy, CONTENT, controversial, Creators, culture, Entertainment, humor, idiots, Indian, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, pajeets, satire, smp, social media, Stereotypes, trending, Video, viral

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58

Are you tired of watching YouTube Pajeets fumble around in Minecraft like a bunch of noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place to show off your epic gaming skills and leave those Pajeets in the dust!

Join our server and become part of a community where the only rule is to outshine those Pajeets with your insane building skills and PvP prowess. We’ve had players defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a stick, and another player who built a working roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Leave those YouTube Pajeets in the dust and join our Minecraft SMP for the ultimate gaming experience!

NoCheatersXmasDinner

Affair, Boyfriend, Cheating, christmas, Communication, counseling, couples, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Dinner, family, forgiveness, holiday, Invitation, Marriage, NoCheatersXmasDinner, ReBuilding, relationship, Support, third wheel, Trust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6131
Mines Excavated:	4795	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	144	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We’ve got a 56-year-old mom, a 60-year-old dad, a 30-year-old daughter named Kate, a 28-year-old son named Sam, and a 26-year-old daughter named Mary. But wait, there’s more – Kate’s boyfriend James is causing some serious drama with an online affair scandal! Will Kate forgive him and bring him to our Christmas Eve dinner? Join our server to find out and witness the wildest family dynamics in Minecraft history! Trust us, this server is more entertaining than any soap opera out there. So come on in and experience the drama, the tears, and the ultimate betrayal – all in the world of Minecraft!

BallzGoneMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8804
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
New Chunks Explored:	209218	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally hop on this crazy train. First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and items. Like, we even have a diamond block throne for our leader, who is a literal Minecraft god. And get this, every full moon, we all gather around a campfire and tell ghost stories about Herobrine. It’s so spooky, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to tame the legendary Ender Dragon and ride it into battle. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of villagers who can trade you anything your heart desires? Need a stack of emeralds? They got you covered. Want a pet zombie pigman? They can make it happen. It’s like having your own personal genie, but with a unibrow.

So, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP of all time, hit us up. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your balls hairless. Wait, what was the question again? Oh well, join us anyway!

BrokeBlockBuster

blockbuster, BrokeBlockBuster, challenge, Character development, creativity, film industry, Hollywood, imagination, Job, Main character, Movie, not rich, Pick, plot twist, poor protagonist, ruin, twist ending, Unconventional, unconventional protagonist, unexpected

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7641
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where we specialize in ruining movies in the most ridiculous ways possible! Picture this: you’re playing on our server and suddenly the main character in a famous movie is no longer rich. Imagine Harry Potter living in a cardboard box under a bridge, or Tony Stark selling hot dogs on the street corner. The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed! Join us for a hilariously chaotic experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about your favorite films. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide the ultimate movie makeovers?

Galactic Pathways Discovery

astronomers, Astronomy, Cosmic, cosmic connections, discovery, distant regions, Exploration, Extraterrestrial, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy mapping, hidden network, interconnected, interstellar travel, pathways, research, scientific breakthrough, solar system, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Yo, so like, picture this: you’re just chillin’ in your Minecraft world, mining some diamonds and stuff, when BAM! You stumble upon a secret network of pathways that lead to the far reaches of the galaxy! Like, what even?!

Join our server and explore these crazy pathways, meet aliens, and maybe even discover a new planet to call home. Who needs Earth when you can have your own intergalactic crib, amirite?

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s go on a wild space adventure together. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans we’ll get into out there in the cosmos. Let’s do this! 🚀🌌👽

UltraVanilla

Brewery, Community, Competitions, Creative Server, discord server, Events, Farms, Friendly, java, long term, minimal enhancements, old school, p2w, Projects, Ranks, Redstone, Server, small scale, smp, Stable Server, Technical, TOWN, UltraVanilla, Vanilla, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	139
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	4943	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

UltraVanilla Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	UltraVanilla
Founded	January 2019
Player Slots	30
Enhancements	Minimal enhancements to the core game
World Type	Survival
Server Address	play.ultravanilla.world

For more information and community discussions, visit the Discord or the Wiki.

FAQs

What is UltraVanilla?

UltraVanilla is a small-scale community Minecraft server with minimal enhancements to the core game. It promotes a tight-knit community feel with 30 player slots and a survival world.

What features does the server offer?

Dynmap
No map resets ever
Fast travel commands such as ‘/sethome’, ‘/home’, ‘/home bed’
Brewery plugin
Vanilla-friendly events and competitions
Time-based ranks

Are there any specific rules on the server?

No griefing
No stealing
No PVP without consent
No hacks or exploits
No graphic/gross NSFW

How can I join a town or contribute to community projects?

You can join a town by asking around or homestead your own place. Community projects are suggested and discussed on the discord, where anyone is free to contribute.

Vidya Boys Paradise 1.21.4

1.21.4, Boys, cute male characters, cute vidya boys, Gaming Community, male characters, male protagonists, male representation in video games, male video game characters, Opinions, opinions on male characters, Paradise, video game aesthetics, video game character design, Video game characters, video game community, Video game culture, video game discussion, video game discussion board, video game fandom, video game opinions, video game preferences, video games, vidya

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2786
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6

OMG, this Minecraft server is like a magical land full of cute vidya boys running around! Join if you want to find your pixelated prince charming and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise! Plus, the creepers here are totally into fashion and will give you style tips while they explode! So come on, join now and let’s build a fabulous world together with our kawaii virtual boyfriends! #MinecraftLove #VidyaBoysGalore

Money Minecraft SMP Purposes

comfort, day to day life, financial comfort, Financial goals, financial independence, financial market, Financial Security, Financial Stability, Financial Success, House, life change, making money, MILLIONAIRE, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, purpose, purposes, Rich, SECURITY, smp, things to buy, wealth

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	170
Players Killed by Monsters:	7994	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of the financial market in Minecraft!

Imagine making more diamonds than you can count, buying up all the enchanted gear you could ever dream of, and becoming the richest player in the game. But wait, there’s more!

On our server, being a millionaire isn’t just about having stacks of diamonds. It’s about living a life of luxury and excess. Want to buy a mansion, even though you already have a castle? Go for it! Want to fill your inventory with nothing but golden apples? Why not!

Join us on this wild ride of making money for the sake of it, with no purpose other than to flex on all the other players. Money may bring security and comfort, but on our server, it brings a whole lot more than that. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SIL’s Cellphone Minecraft Server

aita, Angry, Arguing, awkward, BROKE, cellphone, charger, christmas, date, fair price, family, FIX, gift, GIFTED, IMPULSIVE, Minecraft, MONEY, new phone, not giving, offer, parents, Sell, Server, SIL, sils, SOLD, stealing

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4178
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Votes:	1378	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in the power of re-gifting! Just like the OP in this wild story, we encourage you to sell any in-game items you received as gifts and keep half the profit for yourself. After all, who needs to follow traditional gifting etiquette in a virtual world?

Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of family arguments over virtual possessions. Will you be the one to stand your ground like the OP, or will you give in to keep the peace like their dad suggested? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on over and join the fun – because in our Minecraft world, anything goes, even if it means making Christmas awkward with your virtual family members!

LesbianCraft: Babyshower Ruiner

acceptance, Babyshower, Boundaries, coming out, Communication, Community, discrimination, family, Identity, JEHOVAH’S WITNESSES, Lesbian, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, ontario, outing, pride, relationships, Respect, RUINER, Self-expression, Support, Understanding

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server and experience the wildest baby shower ever! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of Jehovah’s Witnesses start lecturing you on the sins of homosexuality. But don’t worry, we’ve got your back! With our supportive community, you can proudly proclaim your love for your girlfriend while dodging judgmental stares. Plus, who knows, you might even find a nice ‘brother’ to settle down with in our virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with unexpected twists and turns!

DeadlyCritter Minecraft SMP

dangerous animals, dangerous animals facts, dangerous animals in the world, dangerous animals list, dangerous creatures, dangerous insects, dangerous mammals, dangerous marine life, dangerous predators, dangerous reptiles, dangerous species, dangerous wildlife, deadliest animals, deadliest creatures, deadliest wildlife, DeadlyCritter, Minecraft, most dangerous animal, most dangerous animal in the ocean, most dangerous animal on earth, most dangerous animal to humans, smp, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is more lit than a creeper explosion! Like, you gotta join because we have the most dangerous animals in the world roaming around, like killer bunnies that shoot lasers out of their eyes and zombie pigs riding on giant spiders. It’s like a zoo on steroids, bro!

But wait, there’s more! We have epic quests where you have to battle against evil chickens trying to take over the world and save the villagers from being turned into llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional exploding sheep). Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

AddictCraft: Million Dollar Challenge

AddictCraft, addiction, behavior modification, breaking bad habits, challenge, determination, Dollar, financial incentive, goal-setting, life-changing opportunity, lifestyle change, long-term commitment, mental strength, MILLION, million dollar challenge, motivation, overcoming challenges, personal growth, relapse prevention, reward system, self improvement, self-control, success mindset, Willpower

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we challenge you to break your worst addiction in exchange for a million virtual diamonds! That’s right, if you can resist the urge to indulge in your addiction for one week, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But beware, if you give in to temptation within the next year, you’ll lose it all faster than a creeper exploding in your face.

Join us on this epic journey of self-control and determination, as you battle against your inner demons while building the ultimate virtual empire. Will you emerge victorious and claim your prize, or will you fall victim to your cravings and lose it all? The choice is yours, but remember, fortune favors the bold (and the addiction-free)!

VillagerVendetta

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll see are from creepers and skeletons, not scary islamists! we’ve got villages galore for you to explore and build in, no need to worry about getting attacked by real-life bad guys. plus, we’ve got a secret weapon against any potential threats: our army of friendly wolves ready to protect you at all costs. so come on in and join the fun, because the only thing getting killed here are your enemies in-game, not in real life!

Ice Sheet Shrinkage Server

2019, Agreement, Arctic, Average, climate change, data analysis, environmental monitoring, Greenland Ice Sheet, hot summer, Ice, ice melt, km3, laser, Measurement, peak, Radar, remote sensing, Satellite technology, satellites, scientific research, Server, sheet, SHRINKAGE, volume reduction

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Love Letters Sent:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	23
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Magic Items Found:	8684
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the Greenland Ice Sheet is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! Our radar and laser satellites are going cray cray measuring the ice sheet and estimating volume reductions like it’s a math class on steroids. In 2019, things got so hot that we had a peak reduction of 464 km3 – that’s like a whole lot of ice cream melting in the sun, yo. So if you wanna witness some climate change in action while building epic structures and battling creepers, this server is the place to be! Plus, our polar bears are totally cool with it – they’re just chilling and enjoying the show. Come join the melting madness today!