| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9746 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 | Crops Grown: | 9457 |
| Animals Bred: | 81 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 1335 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 71 | Void Armor Forged: | 13 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2378 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.
Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!
So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1554 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Farms Harvested: | 843 |
So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!
But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!
So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 2728 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!
And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 5794 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 4254 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 1920 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| About Us |
|---|
| While marked as semi-vanilla, the actual experience is identically vanilla. We just use a few plugins to prevent grief, hook into discord, have a web map, etc. |
| Whitelisted server that ensures everyone you’ll meet is friendly and accepting. |
| LGBTQ+ Friendly and emphasizes inclusivity. |
| 16+ Dedicated Players with various activity and skill levels. |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| (opt-in) Proximity Chat Mod | Uses Plasmo Voice for proximity chat. |
| Armor Stand Tools | Allows for various customization options for armor stands. |
| Discord > server chat | Enables communication between Discord and server chat. |
| Web based world map | High-quality map with multiple perspectives. |
| Gradual world border expansion | Keeps the gameplay fresh by expanding the world border. |
| Grief prevention | Systems in-place to detect and revert grief seamlessly. |
| Adult staff team | Experienced staff without power complexes. |
| Opt-in only PVP | Players can choose to participate in PVP. |
| Decorative player heads | Allows for decorative player heads in the game. |
| Decisions made by community vote | Community-driven decision-making process. |
| Sleep skip | Feature to skip the night by majority sleep. |
A: Head to smp.me to apply!
A: Yes, the server experience is practically vanilla with a few additional plugins for enhancements.
A: The server is for players aged 16 and above due to the community’s direction and activities.
A: Proximity chat, armor stand tools, Discord integration, web world map, world border expansion, grief prevention, adult staff team, opt-in PVP, decorative player heads, community vote decisions, and sleep skip.
A: The server does not offer keep inventory, different modes than survival, plugins that alter the vanilla experience, plugin/money-based economy, or donator perks with advantages.
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 650 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Come shill your small corpo oshi and vibe with us as we talk about all the former corpo talents who have moved on to bigger and better things. It’s a party in here, and everyone’s invited!
We’ve got threads for all kinds of corpos, from idol to kawaii to VAllure and beyond. It’s a wild ride through the world of vtubers, and you won’t want to miss out on the fun. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s make some memories together!
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 8382 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 16 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 33 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 |
Build your dream venue, choose your favorite flowers, and bake all the chocolate cakes you desire without anyone telling you otherwise. Our server is a safe space for all brides-to-be who need a break from controlling mothers-in-law and fiancés who just can’t seem to see your side.
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can unleash your inner bridezilla without any judgment. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual prince charming who will always have your back, no matter what his mom says. Join now and say “I do” to a stress-free Minecraft wedding experience!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6824 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 27 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 464 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 32 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4921 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 124 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 45 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens! yea, u heard that right, ninja chickens! they’ll protect ur loot like no other!
we also have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and a haunted mansion where u can battle spooky ghosts for epic loot.
oh, and did we mention our custom-built mini-games like “TNT dodgeball” and “sheep racing”? yea, it’s as insane as it sounds!
so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the fun begin! oh, and did we mention we have free pizza every friday? yea, u heard that right, FREE PIZZA!
| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 8616 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1410 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
our server is so lit that even herobrine himself plays here. he tried griefing once but we trolled him so hard he cried pixel tears.
come join us and become the coolest player in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re a loser, then you might.
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 3100 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 55 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Join us on this server and you’ll be feelin’ so relaxed, you won’t even remember why you were playin’ Minecraft in the first place. CBD be flowin’ through the air like pixie dust, makin’ everything feel like a dream.
And get this, fam – CBD ain’t just for chillin’, it’s also gonna help you with your alcohol problems! Say goodbye to them nasty cravings and hello to a whole new level of relaxation. CBD be workin’ its magic on your brain, makin’ addiction-related areas go “poof” like a magic trick.
So come on down to our server and join the party! We got CBD, we got crazy adventures, and we got a community that’s tighter than a pair of skinny jeans. Don’t miss out, yo!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6328 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 45 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Server Features | Details |
|---|---|
| Location | Australia/NZ |
| Server Type | SMP |
| Server Version | 1.21+ |
| Plugins | Lifesteal |
| Community | Growing |
A: Yes, the server is 24/7.
A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.
A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.
A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.
For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1000 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!
