| Players: | 107/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Mines Excavated: | 3498 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 101/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 439 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 37 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 46 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 11 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1621 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 48 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 409283 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8762 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1135 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 8 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 | New Chunks Explored: | 234112 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
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| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most bizarre and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience. From riding pigs into battle against giant creepers to building a roller coaster that goes straight to the Nether, there’s never a dull moment here.
So come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just discover your own hidden quirk along the way (but don’t worry, we’ll help you get rid of it)!
| Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9465 | Potions Brewed: | 199 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 13 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8329 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Join our server and you’ll find yourself jumping out of bed with excitement every morning, eager to explore our wacky and wild world. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to a rare breed of flying pigs that poop out diamonds? Yeah, you heard that right.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also inhabited by a group of mischievous llamas who have formed their own llama mafia and are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. Don’t worry, though, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.
So, what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your depression and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 |
| Ores Mined: | 4481 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 102/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
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| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Animals Bred: | 109 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Our server is home to a community of players who are as wild and crazy as a pack of creepers on caffeine.
Need a break from building? Take a dip in our lava pool hot tub or challenge your friends to a game of pig racing. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco where the zombies know how to boogie down!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and a diamond-plated unicorn mount. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 3604 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
