| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 8993 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
play.traderstown.net
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 5059 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 3851 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9851 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and zombies do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer screen, but with pickaxes and TNT!
And the best part? You can build your own empire, rule over your friends, and become the ultimate Minecraft overlord. Who needs real life when you can be a virtual kingpin?
So what are you waiting for? Click that link and dive headfirst into a world of blocky madness and pixelated mayhem. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4755 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 28 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
Our server is so captivating that your husband won’t even remember his friends from the military – who needs real-life friends when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our community is so welcoming that he’ll never want to log off.
So say goodbye to tears and hello to endless hours of Minecraft madness! Join our server now and watch as your husband’s priorities shift from his computer screen to his loving wife and daughter. Who needs real-life relaxation when you have a blocky paradise to explore? Join us today!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4855 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Moped Gang, where players ride around in style and cause chaos wherever they go. Will you join forces with your friends to conquer the streets, or will you go solo and carve out your own path to glory? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So come on down and join the madness on our Minecraft server – where every helmet has a story to tell, and every moped ride is an adventure waiting to happen. See you there!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 9280 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3647 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Our server is lit AF, with crazy builds everywhere you look. We got a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, a sky base made entirely of TNT, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few traps, hehe).
But the best part? Our community is like a dysfunctional family, always causing chaos and cracking jokes. You’ll never be bored with us around, that’s for sure. So come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the ride of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they’re always up to no good!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1173 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 25 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 924 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 1225 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 29 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have rare earths, but we also have a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and battle epic monsters. legend has it that the rarest of rare earths can only be found in this mysterious base, so get ready to embark on a wild adventure like no other.
oh, and did we mention that our server has the most lit parties in all of minecraft land? every night, we throw a massive block party where you can dance, chat with other players, and maybe even find your minecraft soulmate. who knows, you might even catch trump himself busting a move on the dance floor.
so what are you waiting for? join our crazy minecraft server now and experience the wildest, most bizarre adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 4193 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 214 |
| Towns Built: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 41 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7739 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 4514 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
WE GOT DIAMONDS AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND VILLAGERS THAT SELL YOU MAGIC POTIONS MADE FROM UNICORN TEARS!
NOT TO MENTION, OUR SPAWN POINT IS A GIANT CUP OF MOCHA COFFEE THAT YOU CAN SIP ON WHILE YOU BUILD YOUR DREAM CASTLE!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, WACKIEST, AND MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 7675 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE CARROTS ARE THE CURRENCY AND COWS ARE FRIENDS, NOT FOOD! U CAN FARM VIRTUAL VEGETABLES AND TRADE THEM FOR DIAMONDS, CUZ WHY NOT?
SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WACKY WORLD WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS UR IMAGINATION…AND MAYBE THE OCCASIONAL CREEPER EXPLOSION. BUT WHO CARES, RIGHT? LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 8523 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 1511 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Mythfall SMP is a survival server with plenty to offer, from dungeons to cool new items! We’re welcoming anyone to check us out, enjoy your stay!
smc.mythfall.net
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 9963 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 24 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 647 |
| Potions Brewed: | 98 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Our server is so lit, even creepers are lining up to join the fun. You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, and who needs women when you have a virtual world to conquer?
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, slaying dragons, and making friends with pixelated pigs. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you’ll never want to log off. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5725 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 |
Our server is so bug-free, even the creepers are afraid to show their faces! Say goodbye to infestations and hello to a world of blocky bliss. Plus, our virtual exterminators are always on call to zap any unwanted pests with their enchanted swords.
Don’t worry about bringing any cardboard boxes into our server – the only thing you’ll be unpacking is a chest full of diamonds and rare loot! And if anyone gives you trouble about the cockroach situation, just tell them to raid someone else’s base.
So come on over and join us for a roach-free gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t want to leave once you see how clean and bug-free our Minecraft world is. Let’s build, mine, and conquer together – without any creepy crawlies in sight!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 1588 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Join us and experience the chaos of trying to convince your friend that it’s totally cool for his girlfriend to move in, even though he’s convinced they’re moving too fast. Will he come around or will you have to resort to giving him an ultimatum? The suspense is killing us!
With plenty of space for everyone, including that one friend who works odd hours and won’t even be home when the girlfriend is around, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. Plus, think of the savings when you split the rent five ways!
So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of roommate drama. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2514 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 349 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 |
I heard that if you join this server, you’ll become a Minecraft pro in like, two seconds flat. Like, all the players are actually Minecraft gods who can build entire cities in like, a day. And there’s this one dude who can tame creepers and ride them into battle, it’s insane!
So, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join this one and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to the Nether that leads to a disco party with all the Minecraft mobs dancing to dubstep music. It’s like, totally rad, bro! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2987 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 46 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and flying creepers. They battled their way through hordes of evil villagers and even tamed a dragon to ride into battle. And all of this was just a regular Tuesday on our server!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can compete in epic taco-eating contests for a chance to win rare in-game prizes. And let’s not forget about our annual Llama Parade, where players dress up their llamas in ridiculous costumes and march through the streets in a dazzling display of creativity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this hidden gem of a Minecraft server!
