TradeFailsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1900
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Void Gems Collected:	12
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Votes:	9540
Animals Bred:	161	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

New Minecraft Servers

OMG, like have you heard about this one time in this Minecraft SMP where this guy traded his diamond pickaxe for a stack of dirt blocks? Like, who even does that? It was so bad, everyone was like “Bruh, why you do dis?” But the guy was just like “I needed dirt for my dirt castle, okay? Don’t judge me!”

And then there was this other time when someone traded their enchanted diamond armor for a bunch of rotten flesh. Like, what were they even thinking? Were they planning on starting a zombie army or something? It was so cray cray, I couldn’t even handle it.

But you know what, that’s just the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this Minecraft SMP. You never know what kind of insane trades or shenanigans you’ll come across. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and laughs, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Animals Bred:	118	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	151
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	2
New Chunks Explored:	381116	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Potions Brewed:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Animals Bred:	52	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7866
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3046
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8351

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3398
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	4645	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8965	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magic Items Found:	4498	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Runes Activated:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

FlowerPowerCraft – Blooms or Booms?

Aesthetics, artificial flowers, Blooms, Booms, budget-friendly, DIY gifts, eco-friendly, floral arrangements, flower delivery, FlowerPowerCraft, Fragrance, Fresh flowers, Gifting, Handmade, Home decor, long-lasting, natural beauty., personal touch, Preferences, reasons, sentimental value, special occasions, sustainable

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but bland landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a bouquet of fresh flowers in a world of artificial ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant flowers that shoot fireballs and explode into a rainbow of loot! Plant your own garden of carnivorous plants that will protect your base from any intruders.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of flower fairies who will grant you wishes in exchange for rare flowers. Want a diamond sword? Just bring them a rare blue tulip and it’s yours!

So why settle for artificial when you can have the real deal on our server? Join now and bloom into the adventure of a lifetime!

RussianRouletteMCServer

battle, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, Defense, Espionage, Government, Injuries, intelligence agencies, international relations, Military, prematurely discharged, russia, RussianRouletteMCServer, sends, soldiers, strategy, Tactics, UK intelligence, War, wounded soldiers

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. we got russia sending off their, like, wounded soldiers way too early, like what even is that? UK intelligence is, like, freaking out about it, dude. but, like, on this server, we embrace the chaos, man. join us for some wild battles and insane adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll find here. come on, join the madness!

AutoCraftShutdown

#Automotive, AutoCraftShutdown, Automotive Industry, automotive sector, economic impact, economic warning., Economy, global trade, Industry, Manufacturing, North American auto production, production halt, production shutdown, Shutdown, supply chain, Tariffs, tariffs impact, Trade, trade policy, trade war, Warning

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9831
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	7059
Magic Items Found:	5972	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz if u don’t, tariffs gonna come in and shut down ur auto production like BAM. ain’t nobody want dat, so come join us and build ur auto empire in Minecraft instead. plus, we got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. u don’t wanna miss out on dat action, do u? so come on, join us and let’s show dem tariffs who’s boss in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

Majestic SMP

Adventure, Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Mods, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

**Majestic SMP** Join us Today Version [1.21.4]

AmethystNetwork.net Bedrock port 50025 Discord : https://discord.gg/aNMXXppJ3h

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