TradeCraft2030 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Cash Pain Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, abuse of power, Cash, Exploitation, financial abuse, financial control, financial domination, Greed, inflict pain for money, Manipulation, MONEY, money corrupts, money is control, money is evil, money is power, money rules, money talks, Pain, Realm, sadism, Suffering, Torment, wealth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3663
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Void Armor Forged:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Star Shards Collected:	182
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Yo yo yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because like, the pigs here are wearing top hats and monocles, like what even is that?! And the chickens? They’re all secretly plotting a revolution against the cows, it’s wild! Plus, the creepers are all trained in ballet, so you never know when they might bust out some sick moves while trying to blow you up. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they’re all speaking in Shakespearean English and throwing diamond blocks at each other like it’s confetti. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join this server, it’s a trip and a half!

CraftySuccess Minecraft Server

Author, best sellers, books, Communication, counseling, CraftySuccess, family, finances, Hiding, hobbies, income, joint account, Marriage, Minecraft, novel, pseudonym, Publishing, romance, royalties, separate accounts, Server, success, Wife

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Potions Brewed:	28
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server, where we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the ups and downs of marriage, finances, and secret pseudonyms. Will you side with the author who struck it rich with a romantasy novel, or the wife who just discovered her husband’s hidden fortune? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some explosive arguments and unexpected plot twists along the way.

Forget about building castles and farming crops, on our server, the real challenge is keeping your personal secrets hidden from your spouse. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of marriage counseling and come out on top? Only time will tell on our server, where every day is a new chapter in the saga of love, money, and Minecraft madness. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Ores Mined:	6854	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Emeralds Found:	4595	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Towns Built:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Mines Excavated:	3407
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magic Items Found:	1359
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Dragons Tamed:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Items Found:	3896
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9761
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Votes:	2476
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Mines Excavated:	2670
Dragon Scales Harvested:	242	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	129	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7314	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	116
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Towns Built:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4025
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

Players:	97/400	Votes:	7378
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3