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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3584 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8965 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
Void Armor Forged: | 28 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
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