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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4374 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do I have a deal for you! Join our server and trade your East Coast trading card for Alberta, Manitoba, and Sask trading cards! Why, you ask? Because we need more people on our server and apparently, we need more Republicans too. Don’t ask me why, I just work here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your diamonds will be shinier, and creepers will start doing the Macarena instead of blowing up your house. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride of trading cards, political affiliations, and nonsensical Minecraft shenanigans. Who knows, you might even become the mayor of Alberta one day. Just kidding, that’s not a thing. Or is it? Join now to find out!
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