TPWars: SisVsSisCostco

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the true spirit of teamwork and resource sharing! Just like my sister who refuses to get her own Costco membership, you can rely on your fellow players to help you stock up on essentials like TP in case of a natural disaster (or a creeper invasion)!

Join us and experience the thrill of coordinating with your virtual neighbors to secure the most coveted resources, all while navigating the treacherous landscape of Minecraft. Who needs three cars when you can travel by minecart and teleportation pads?

So come on, don’t be like my sister – join our server and let’s build a community where we all pitch in for the greater good (and maybe sneak in a few pranks along the way)!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

High IQ Minecraft SMP Movie Night

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Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft SMP server where only the most intelligent players are allowed to join. If your IQ is not over 115, you might as well go play with some sheep because you won’t be able to handle the brainpower required for this server.

Join us for epic battles of wits and strategy as we navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with riddles and puzzles that only the smartest players can solve. Rumor has it that the server owner is actually a supercomputer in disguise, so you better bring your A-game if you want to impress them.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret society of players who have unlocked the mysteries of the universe through their Minecraft skills. They say that if you can beat them in a game of chess, you will be granted access to their hidden vault of rare diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and rise to the top of the leaderboard, then come join us on this mind-bending Minecraft SMP server. Just be prepared to have your mind blown – literally.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyRoomie’s 6am Airport Ride Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of unreliable roommates asking you for favors at ungodly hours? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to ask you to drive us to the airport at 6 in the morning! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that won’t guilt trip you into being their personal chauffeur. Plus, we have virtual snacks for everyone who joins, because who needs real-life favors when you have pixelated treats? Come join us and leave the early morning airport runs behind!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Mum’s the Word Minecraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a chance to witness the epic battle of the exes unfold in real-time.

Picture this: a 5-year-old caught in the middle of a naming war between her dad’s girlfriend and her mom’s boyfriend. Who will she call dad? Who will she call mum? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Watch as the exes duke it out over what titles their significant others should have. Will dad win the title of “dad” or will mum reign supreme? Only time will tell on our server.

So if you’re looking for some family drama, some questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos, join us on our Minecraft server. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of craziness?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Farms Harvested:	157

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

WackyWankSpot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and crazy as your wildest wank story? Look no further! Our server is filled with insane builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Join us for the chance to show off your wanking skills in a whole new way – by building the most outrageous wank shack the world has ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find a more wank-tastic server anywhere else. Join now and let the wanking adventures begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BlockyDestiny: One Block Can Change Everything

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Remember that time you decided to join a Minecraft server just for fun? Well, little did you know that this server was actually a portal to a whole new dimension of craziness and epic adventures!

Once you stepped foot into this virtual world, you were greeted by a band of mischievous llamas who led you on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny. Along the way, you encountered talking creepers, dancing pigs, and even a friendly Ender Dragon who just wanted to join in on the fun.

But the real game-changer was when you stumbled upon a hidden village filled with quirky villagers who taught you the ancient art of llama whispering. With your newfound skills, you were able to ride into battle on the backs of your trusty llama steeds, conquering dungeons and slaying bosses with ease.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn your world upside down (literally, thanks to the gravity-defying llamas), then this is the place for you. Join us now and prepare for a journey like no other!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

StarlinkCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, ukraine was just minding its own business when BAM! they find a freakin’ starlink on a downed russian shahed drone, like what even is happening?! join our minecraft server and maybe you’ll stumble upon some out-of-this-world discoveries too! who knows, maybe you’ll find elon musk’s secret stash of diamond blocks or uncover ancient alien ruins buried deep underground. the possibilities are endless, just like the craziness on this server. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the wackiness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Crops Grown:	9778	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

HezCraft HQ: Hassan Blown Away

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Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even Hassan Nasrallah got targeted in a massive airstrike just to try and stop the fun? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! We got explosions bigger than TNT, battles fiercer than a horde of creepers, and alliances tighter than a diamond pickaxe. Join now and be part of the chaos that even Hezbollah can’t handle! Let’s show ’em who’s boss in this blocky world!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Up Up and Awaaayyy! Anarchy SMP with No Map Resets 1.21.1

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Straight Up <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/hiko-csgo-pugs/">Minecraft Server</a>

Server IP: Play.StraightUpMinecraft.Com

Located in Chicago, USA

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.

Features	Description
[🧨] PvP and Griefing	Permitted. No land claims or land protection.
[💻] Stable Server Performance
[🌎] No World Resets	Ever. Players can build without fear of a reset.
[🍪] Quality of Life Changes	Kill players to obtain their head, eat a cookie to stop phantoms from spawning without moving your bed.
[‼️] Anticheat	Unobtrusive but effective to maintain fair play.
[🚫] No Teleporting or Economy	No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. Just pure survival Minecraft.

FAQ

1. Is griefing allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.

2. Are there any land protection plugins?

No, there are no land claims or land protection plugins. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.

3. Can I obtain other players’ heads?

Yes, you can kill players to obtain their heads as a unique item.

4. Are world resets a regular occurrence?

No, there are no world resets on the server. Players can build with the assurance that their creations will not be lost.

5. Is there a currency or economy system on the server?

No, there are no currency, factions, or economy plugins on the server. It is pure survival Minecraft.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magic Items Found:	5501	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7619	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Yukiko’s Strange Journey Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where yukiko from the strange journey remake is a regular player, building epic structures and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with the llamas or try to stop their evil plans? The choice is yours on our wacky and wild Minecraft server.

So why wait? Come join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	15

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chocolate flows like rivers and the Oompa Loompas are actually creepers in disguise! Join us for a wacky adventure through a world filled with candy mountains, gumdrop forests, and golden ticket giveaways that lead to secret treasure troves.

But beware, Willy Wonka isn’t the only one running the show here. Rumor has it that the anime version of Charlie Bucket is a master builder who can create entire cities out of chocolate blocks. And don’t even get us started on Violet Beauregarde – she’s been known to turn into a giant blueberry and roll around crushing unsuspecting players.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as sweet as a snozzberry and as crazy as a golden goose, come join us for a truly magical experience. Just be sure to watch out for the Everlasting Gobstopper – it’s been known to explode in your face if you’re not careful!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SausageFreeZone

Apology, Communication, Conflict, Cooking, EMBARRASSMENT, Food, friendship, gagging, humor, italian sausages, JOKE, Lesbian, Lgbt, misunderstanding, relationships, roommate, rudeness, SAUSAGE, SausageFreeZone, tolerance

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sausages are cooked with love and laughter! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with gray steamed sausages and exaggerated gagging noises. Our community is full of surprises, just like the unexpected reactions to cooking methods.

Imagine a world where turning down the heat on someone’s sausages is a crime punishable by laughter and playful banter. Our server is a place where you can joke about sausages and still come out with a smile on your face. Who knew cooking Italian sausages could lead to such hilarious moments?

So come on over and join us for a sausage-filled extravaganza. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just learning to cook, there’s always room for more laughs and good times on our server. Who knows, you might even discover a new love for gray sausages and over-the-top reactions. See you there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LuvNotInfatuation – Minecraft SMP

Affection, Commitment, deep connection, devotion, emotional attachment, emotions, feelings, genuine love, infatuation, lasting love, long term love, love, LuvNotInfatuation, Minecraft, Passion, relationships, romantic love, romantic relationship, Signs Of Love, smp, soulmate, true feelings., true love

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want a good laugh and some crazy shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a player and their pet chicken, who they swear is their soulmate. Watch as they build a cozy little love nest together and defend it from any creepers who dare to get in the way of their romance.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the sheep in the server. Why, you ask? Because they believe the sheep are secretly plotting to take over the world and turn it into one giant wool factory. Will they succeed in their quest to rid the server of all sheep? Only time will tell.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, love, and ludicrous adventures, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything can happen in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyConspiracies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft! Join us as we dig deep into the mystery of why creepers explode, who really controls the Ender Dragon, and why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. But be warned, once you start uncovering the truth, there’s no turning back! So come join us and let’s unravel the secrets of the blocky world together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SoupThrower Minecraft Server

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So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we all pretend to be Just Stop Oil activists? Yeah, so get this – we got jailed for throwing soup over Van Gogh’s Sunflowers! Can you believe it? But hey, that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.

Join us and experience the thrill of fighting against oil companies in the most ridiculous ways possible. We’ll have you sneaking around, causing chaos, and maybe even getting arrested for your virtual activism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some hidden treasures in the process.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about the wackiness and the unexpected, then this is the place for you. Come on in and let’s make some trouble together!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

GazaCraft: AidWorkerDown

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers! we promise no gunmen here, only friendly players ready to build and explore together. plus, our charity events are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re saving the world one block at a time. bring your family along for the ride and watch as they become minecraft masters in no time. join now for a killer time, but not literally, we don’t mess with that stuff here.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Towns Built:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.