TPMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	270
Villages Defended:	12	Animals Bred:	144
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Enchantments Applied:	125	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3144
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Crops Grown:	1101
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Animals Bred:	170
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Dimension Hops:	11

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1847	Love Letters Sent:	1
New Chunks Explored:	795204	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Potions Brewed:	174

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6505
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Alien Abductions:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Crops Grown:	7964	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ores Mined:	4483
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2071
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3839	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9967	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Towns Built:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7658
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	202	Horror Stories Survived:	5

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

Players:	104/400	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1