Are you tired of living in a world where toxoplasmosis runs rampant in your country? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing infecting you will be the urge to build the most epic base ever!

Our server is so safe, even the creepers wear hazmat suits! And don’t even get us started on the zombies – they’re too busy doing the Thriller dance to bother attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. Plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling before you know it.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to toxoplasmosis and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Towns Built: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
Ores Mined: 7164 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Mines Excavated: 3012
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Alien Abductions: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 9002
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Farms Harvested: 200

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6834 Epic Shields Constructed: 34
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Magic Items Found: 2350 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3890
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Alien Abductions: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Villages Defended: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
    Farms Harvested: 214 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Enchantments Applied: 148
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we block Israeli and Bulgarian players from joining because they’re too busy downloading torrents instead of building epic structures! But fear not, because we offer a massive collection of classic TV shows and movies in stunning HD quality for FREE. We’re practically begging you to download from us instead of paying for Netflix – that’s how generous we are!

    Join us and be part of a community that’s dedicated to disturbing society in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs to follow the rules when you can break them in the most entertaining ways? So come on, join our server and let’s cause some chaos together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 662 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Alien Abductions: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

    Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

    Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

    So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3
    Magic Items Found: 1384 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Ores Mined: 2165 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

    Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Meteorite Armor Created: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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