Toxiss | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Towns Built:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Towns Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Void Armor Forged:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Farms Harvested:	481

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6012	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Alien Abductions:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	143

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	3484
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9587
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

LavaWatchersMC

anger, Apology, BETRAYAL, burns, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emergency response, emotional distress, Emotional support, Explanation, family dynamics, Fire Accident, friendship, hospitalization, LavaWatchersMC, maternal instinct, misunderstanding, physical injury, self-care, social media drama

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Votes:	6079	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	8768	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the most intense and fiery gameplay experience ever! Just like the time Dave accidentally set himself on fire while making lunch, things can get pretty heated on our server.

We promise insane moments like when I tackled Dave to put out the flames, or when Jessie just sat there screaming while chaos ensued. And don’t worry, we won’t forget the baby – even though Jessie did in her social media post.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with drama, burns, and questionable decision-making. Who knows, you might even find yourself body slamming your friends in-game! Just remember, no matter what happens, it’s all in good fun on our server.

Sun Probe Adventures

Adventures, Astronomy, closest approach, heliosphere, NASA, Parker Solar Probe, Probe, scientific research, solar atmosphere, solar corona, solar data, solar heat, solar mission, solar radiation, solar science, solar study, solar system, solar technology, solar wind, space exploration, spacecraft, Sun

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

yo, dis server be lit like da sun, but not as hot cuz we ain’t tryna melt yo blocky characters. we got space ships flyin’ around like NASA’s Parker Solar Probe, tryna get as close to da sun as possible without burnin’ up. join dis server if you wanna be part of da craziest space adventure in Minecraft history. we got aliens, we got laser guns, we even got a secret moon base where we plan our next attack on da creepers. so come join us and let’s explore da final frontier together, one block at a time. #minecraftmadness #outerspacefun #sunburntbutstillcool

Free Mind Oasis 1.21

avoid caring, Content Creation, fear of judgment, free, intimidated, Mind, Oasis, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-conscious, self-doubt, self-perception, Shy.., social anxiety, Tips

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragons Tamed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4062
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Alien Abductions:	2
Votes:	9287	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Join our Minecraft server and escape reality with us! We don’t judge, we just build and have fun! Plus, who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who don’t know your cringy past? Let’s all pretend to be pretty together in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Come join us and leave your worries behind!

Why am I supposed to like Minecraft SMP Hitler/ Nazis again?

Adolf Hitler, anti-semitism, authoritarianism, Dictatorship, fascism, Genocide, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, hitler, Holocaust, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, smp, supposed, totalitarianism, War Crimes, White Supremacy, world war II, Xenophobia

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9502
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	7065	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is so epic that even Hitler himself would want to join (if he wasn’t, you know, dead). Imagine building a secret underground base with your friends, only to have it invaded by a horde of zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas. Or participating in a massive PvP battle where the only weapons allowed are giant rubber chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of evil llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7604	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1322
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Votes:	1854	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	3

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Magic Items Found:	6319
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	39	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

Players:	102/700	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34