| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 9917 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
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| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7526 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 161 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3909 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1164 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 2733 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 198 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 314 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 3828 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 184 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6195 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 3126 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Star Shards Collected: | 116 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Animals Bred: | 142 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 592 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 1074 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 6185 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Animals Bred: | 159 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 287 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7848 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 | Enchantments Applied: | 150 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 1352 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Votes: | 3927 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 5462 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Votes: | 3639 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 203 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 24 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 9341 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9771 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 16 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 46 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 39 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9800 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 469 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
