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| Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 1420 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Are you the type of player who always steals your friends’ diamonds and blames it on a creeper explosion? Do you have a habit of building giant phallic structures all over the map? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and plenty of shenanigans.
Our server is home to a group of misfits who thrive on causing mayhem and stirring up trouble. From prank wars that escalate way too quickly to secret alliances that crumble at the drop of a hat, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that break out over who gets to control the coveted diamond mines.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules, then come join us and embrace your inner chaos. Just be prepared to defend your base from surprise attacks, navigate treacherous traps set by your fellow players, and maybe even make a few frenemies along the way. Trust us, you won’t find another server quite like ours.
