ToxicTaterFarm: Fresh Evidence of Pesticide Perils

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Yo, u ever been playin’ Minecraft and think “damn, I wish I could wash my fruit in this game”? Well, guess what, on our server, you can! We got a whole mini-game where you gotta wash your virtual fruit before eating it to avoid those pesky pesticide residues. But watch out, cuz sometimes the pesticides are so strong, even washing won’t save you!

Join our server for the most realistic farming experience in Minecraft. We got toxic chemicals, we got fruit washing, we got it all. Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret level where you have to battle mutant fruits that have been genetically modified to fight back. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and start scrubbing those fruits!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of pretending to like JRPGs just to fit in with the cool kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We have a special quest where you must defeat the evil Ender Dragon by using only your knowledge of Chrono Trigger and FF7. Trust us, it’s the only way to save the pixelated princess and unlock the secret level where you can ride chocobos and wield the Buster Sword. So come join us and show off your gaming skills in a world where JRPGs reign supreme!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4387
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Minecraft SMP – F List General

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures imaginable? Look no further! Our server is like a canvas, and you are the Picasso of pixelated blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that’s as wacky as it is wonderful. From roleplaying as a potato to building a castle made entirely of cake, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a place where erotic roleplaying meets building epic structures? It’s like Fifty Shades of Grey meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and creepers.

Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a roleplay session that’s so steamy, even the Nether will be jealous.

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NoBurnNoProbMC

Alone Time, blended family, Boundaries, child custody, co parenting, Communication, emotional connection, family dynamics, family responsibilities, love and support, maternal instincts, NoBurnNoProbMC, parenting challenges, partner’s child, personal space, quality time, relationship dynamics, sacrifice, self-care, step-parenting, Time management

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of sharing custody with an ex? Look no further! Our server is like a custody battle, but with blocks and creepers instead of lawyers and courtrooms. Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance your time between building your dream castle and taking care of virtual children.

Feeling overwhelmed by the constant presence of your fiancee’s daughter in your virtual home? Our server is the perfect escape! You can log on, build your own little oasis, and pretend like that pesky kid doesn’t even exist. Plus, we have virtual grandmothers nearby who can take care of the virtual child while you focus on your virtual life.

Don’t worry about hurting anyone’s feelings on our server – we’re all about virtual drama and virtual conflicts. So come on over and let out all your frustrations in the form of pixelated explosions and epic battles. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape from the responsibilities of virtual parenthood and just focus on yourself, join us now! Just remember, in this world, the only thing you have to worry about is running out of virtual diamonds.

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	173
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyKyivWarriors

Calls, Conflict, CraftyKyivWarriors, Defense, Diplomacy, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, greenlights, Hit Russia, international relations, kyiv, lift, Military, Netherlands, Peacekeeping, Politics, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, Weapon Restrictions

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even the netherlands greenlights kyiv to hit russia on it! yea u heard me right, we got international politics goin on in this minecraft world!

join us and u can be part of the epic battle between nations, build ur own army and conquer the world! we got weapon restrictions lifted, so u can go crazy with all the TNT and diamond swords u want!

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server! will u join them or fight against them? the choice is yours!

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and be part of the most insane minecraft world u’ve ever seen! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Towns Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PixelPeeper’s Eye Spa

Blood flow, Eye, eye care, eye health, eye health research, eye surgery, face transplant, medical advancement, medical breakthrough, medical history, medical innovation, organ transplant, PixelPeepers, PRESSURE, Recipient, rejection, response to light, restoring sight, Spa, Successful, surgery, vision restoration, whole eye transplant

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we do crazy stuff like whole eye and face transplants in the game! Imagine having a whole new eye in Minecraft, even if you can’t see through it, at least its pressure is normal and blood flow is good, right? This is like the first successful whole eye transplant without rejection in the Minecraft world, a total game-changer! So come on and join us for some wild adventures and maybe even get a new eye in the process, who knows what could happen on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

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Windpress is a boutique publishing house specializing in fiction and non-fiction titles. With a focus on quality, creativity, and innovation, Windpress delivers cutting-edge works that engage and inspire readers. Founded by a team of passionate book lovers, Windpress is dedicated to nurturing and promoting new and diverse voices in the literary world.

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Ores Mined:	3828
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

What are Minecraft servers like KingdomSmp ?

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Some similar Minecraft servers to KingdomSmp include:

1. KingdomCraft – This server offers a similar kingdom-based gameplay experience with a focus on building and battling against other kingdoms. Players can form alliances, compete in wars, and participate in custom events to become the strongest kingdom.

2. MedievalRealms – Explore a medieval world filled with castles, dungeons, and quests on this server. Build your own kingdom, participate in roleplay events, and engage in PVP battles to conquer other players’ territories.

3. FantasyRealms – Dive into a fantasy world with magic, dragons, and mythical creatures on this server. Players can join different factions, complete quests, and engage in epic battles to become the ultimate ruler of the realm.

4. RPKingdom – Immerse yourself in a roleplaying experience on this server where players can create their own characters, build kingdoms, and engage in political intrigue. Experience a unique blend of storytelling and gameplay in a medieval fantasy setting.

5. PvPKingdom – Test your combat skills on this server dedicated to PVP battles and arena duels. Join factions, gather resources, and conquer enemy territories in intense battles to prove your dominance in the kingdom.

These servers offer a variety of gameplay experiences similar to KingdomSmp , allowing players to explore new worlds, engage in exciting activities, and connect with a vibrant community of Minecraft enthusiasts. Discover your next favorite server today and embark on new adventures in the virtual realm!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6106
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Alien SMP

#exciting, 1.20, 1.7, Alien SMP, Chat, Community, Connect, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Heart steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, new version, old version, Perks, Players, PvP, Ranks, Support, Survival, Updates

Welcome to Alien SMP!

About Us: Alien SMP is a friendly PvP and Lifesteal Minecraft server. Where, if you kill a player you steal a heart off them! Even if PvP isn’t your thing theres plenty of things for you here!

Features: Support: Dont miss out if you play an old or new version. Alien SMP supports 1.7 – 1.20

Discord: Connect with our community, get updates, and chat with fellow players in-game through discord.

Ranks: Earn ranks through events and unlock exciting perks.

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Atoq: Where griefing is frowned upon more than eating cake with a fork in Minecraft 1.19.3

1.19.3, active community, application, art, Atoq, Beliefs, Cake, content creators, custom origins, Discord, Eating, Events, Fork, frowned, Griefing, In-Game Voice Chat, lightly modded, Lore, Minecraft, music maker mods, old world, Polls, private server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

Atoq Minecraft Server Overview

Overview
Atoq is a private lightly modded SMP server for content creators
⏰ • 1.5+ years old world ✨ • Events and polls ✅ • Whitelist + Application 👥 • Active community and staff 🌌 • In-game voice chat, art and music maker mods 📖 • Lore 🔍 • Java v1.19.3 🦇 • Custom origins and beliefs

For more information, visit https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQs

Question	Answer
How can I join the Atoq Minecraft server?	To join the server, you need to apply for the whitelist via the provided application
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on Java version 1.19.3
Are there any special mods or features on the server?	Yes, the server has custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods
Is there a community Discord server for the Atoq server?	Yes, you can join the community Discord server through the provided link

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind (literally, we have TNT)! Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who will grant you three wishes if you can find him (good luck, he’s a sneaky little piggy). And rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to play pranks on unsuspecting players (watch out for those disappearing blocks)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage (and maybe some extra armor, just in case). Let the madness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

The Crafty Canucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further than The Faggots of Canada SMP! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you could be chosen as the Chicken King’s royal advisor, tasked with important duties like organizing the annual chicken dance-off and overseeing the construction of the Great Egg Pyramid.

So what are you waiting for? Join The Faggots of Canada SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just be sure to watch out for the llama mafia – they don’t take kindly to outsiders messing with their fashion show.

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

ShittyCraft: Banned for Bad Reviews

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Are you tired of dealing with disrespectful passengers in your car? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave all those negative vibes behind! Our server is like a luxurious limousine, filled with fun and excitement at every turn.

Imagine cruising through our virtual world in style, with no backseat drivers to bring you down. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you explore our vast landscapes and build epic creations. And don’t worry, there’s no room for haters here – only positive vibes allowed!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave those negative nancies in the dust. Who needs a fancy car when you can have the ultimate gaming experience right at your fingertips? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MythBustedMC SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to finally prove that wearing a tinfoil hat will protect you from creeper explosions! Our server is filled with conspiracy theorists who believe that building your base in the shape of a pyramid will give you special powers in-game. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who are convinced that trading rotten flesh will bring them good luck in finding diamonds. So if you’re tired of following the same old boring Minecraft rules, come join us for a wild and wacky adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PolyglotCraft

bilingualism, foreign languages, language acquisition, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic abilities, linguistic skills, multilingualism, polyglot, PolyglotCraft

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by players who speak in languages you don’t understand? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can instantly master any language just by joining! Want to speak fluent Pig Latin or even communicate with Endermen in their native tongue? We got you covered!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Bacon Sword, rumored to be wielded by the one and only Baconator, a pig warrior who rides a flying pig into battle. Legend has it that whoever possesses the Diamond Bacon Sword will be granted unlimited bacon for life!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Sheep! These funky sheep love to boogie down to the latest hits and will even drop disco balls that can be used as weapons against your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Master languages, wield the Diamond Bacon Sword, and party with the Disco Sheep – it’s all possible on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BorderPatrolCraft Server

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so like, this server is like the ultimate minecraft experience, ya know? like, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the macarena. it’s like a party in your computer screen, man.

and get this, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. but watch out for the lava pits and zombie dance parties, they’ll getcha every time.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal? yeah, that’s right. you can ride a roller coaster through hell and back. it’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

so come join us on this epic minecraft adventure. we promise you won’t regret it. unless you get eaten by a giant spider, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Daily Server Info: September 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Animals Bred:	38	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.