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Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Villages Defended: 9
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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