ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

1904ft, 580m, Adventure, beauty, Country, Destination, Explore, height, landmark, landscape, Majestic, Minecraft, natural wonder, Nature, Outdoor, Scenic, smp, Tall, tallest waterfall, tourism, travel, Waterfall, waterfall photography, World record

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Animals Bred:	134	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MisogynistMasherCraft

AGGRESSIVE, Breakup, Communication, Conversation, family, Father, gen z, Girlfriend, Girls, MisogynistMasherCraft, Misogyny, Mother, parenting, rant, relationships, Respect, screaming, sister, Son, VALUES, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Long COVID Craft: Antiviral Adventures

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombies, building epic structures, and exploring mysterious caves. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret potion that can give you superpowers in the game. Fly like a bird, run like the wind, and punch like a superhero!

But that’s not all, folks! We have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this? We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with other players and plan your next epic adventure. Who knows what mysteries lie beneath the surface?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crops Grown:	6344
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	3802	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

TXCNetwork

Economy, KitPvP, PvP

TXC NETWORK THE BOXPVP SERVER COOL STUFF DAILY EVENTS / KEYALL GOOD STAFF TEAM PVP CRAFT YOUR UNIQUE EXPERIENCE

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	208	Potions Brewed:	111
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	120
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	349
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Astro MC Network

Ban, Boxpvp, Cross-Play, Discord, DISCRIMINATE, Economy, exploits, Flood, free ranges, Friends, Fun, Hacks, Ip:, KitPvP, minecraft chat, mute, Owners, Players, Prohibited, PvP, racism, Spam, Survival, TAPS, Vanilla, Xenophobia

There is Survival and BoxPVP The rules are the following: 1. You cannot use hacks/exploits. 2. Flood and spam are reasons for mute/ban. 3. Taps are prohibited on the Minecraft Survival server. 4. It is prohibited to pass the IP of another server either through Discord or through Minecraft chat. 5. Don’t ask for free ranges. 6. Do not disturb/insult the owners. 7. Do not discriminate under any context, such as practicing racism/xenophobia. You can play with your friends, meet new players, have fun, etc… We are waiting for you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Complicated Vanilla SMP server 1.21.1

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be. Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey. Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Server Features

Uses minimal plugins for simplicity
No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world
No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking
No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive
Over eight years in operation, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Simple SMP has minimal rules and encourages players to play in a way that makes them happy. As long as you’re respectful to others, you’re good to go!
Can I use mods or cheats on the server?	Simple SMP is a vanilla server, so using mods or cheats that modify gameplay is not allowed. However, aesthetic mods that do not affect gameplay are usually fine.
Is there a limit to how long I can play on the server?	There are no time limits on how long you can play on Simple SMP. Feel free to explore and build to your heart’s content.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	574	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockCraft – Epic Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, blockcraft, donkey kong country returns, Epic, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, Mario, Mario & Luigi Brothership, Mario Movie 2, MarioWiki, Minecraft, netplay guide, Nintendo Museum, Paisano, paper mario, Server, SM64 Mod ROM hacks, SM64coopdx, SMA4 Mods, smaghetti, smbg, smm2, smw levels, strikers club, super mario bros, Super Mario Broth, Super Mario Party Jamboree

Welcome to the Super Mario Bros. General, where we take our love for Mario to the next level! Join us on this wild Paisano journey as we discuss everything MARIO! Need a reason to join? Well, our server is so lit that even Bowser wants in on the action! We’ve got Mario news and releases that will make your head spin faster than a Super Star power-up.

In fact, we’ve got exclusive insider info that Luigi’s Mansion 2 HD is actually a secret portal to the Mushroom Kingdom! And did you know that playing Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door unlocks hidden warp pipes in real life? It’s true, I swear!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure through the world of Mario where anything is possible, even riding Yoshi through a rainbow road while wearing a Tanooki suit! It’s-a me, Mario, and I approve this message! Let’s-a go!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

steals your gallons Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, do you like Minecraft but wish it was more chaotic and unpredictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

We have a thriving community of players who are always up to some shenanigans. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a llama racing league? Why not! Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret underground society of players who steal gallons of milk from unsuspecting farmers? It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join us for a wild ride of madness and mayhem. Just be prepared to have your gallons stolen at any moment!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Love Letters Sent:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MOH DramaCraft

AITAH, Apology, Asshole, bio sister, Bridesmaids, Divorce, Drama, DramaCraft, Enjoyed, family, leaving people out, MOH, MOH speech, new family, Outrage, parents, Remarried, Siblings, Speech, step sister, stepchildren

Are you tired of family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build and create without any step-sibling drama? Then join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world without any family feuds!

Join now and build your own virtual family with your bio sister, step sister, and step siblings who actually get along! No more angry dads sending you paragraphs about speeches, just pure Minecraft fun!

Create your own speech in Minecraft and make sure to include all 4 sisters this time, even if they only log on once a year! Who knows, maybe they’ll enjoy it more in the virtual world than in real life.

So come on, join our server and leave the family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with your new virtual siblings who won’t get mad at you for forgetting to mention them in a speech!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	102	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

LoveCrazeMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new diamond? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience love like never before!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a wild love triangle with two creepers fighting over your affections. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a village full of villagers who are all desperately trying to win your heart with gifts of emeralds and potatoes.

But be warned, love on our server can be a dangerous game. You might find yourself in a heated PvP battle with another player over who gets to take you on a virtual date to the Nether. Or perhaps you’ll have to navigate a treacherous parkour course to prove your love to your in-game crush.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft love life to the next level, join our server today and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

KinkyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure

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Are you ready to experience the kinkiest Minecraft server of all time? Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous adventures and naughty surprises around every corner. Our server is so wild, even the pigs are blushing! From secret underground dungeons to risqué role-playing scenarios, you never know what you’ll stumble upon next. So grab your pixelated handcuffs and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us if you dare, but be warned – things are about to get steamy!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	37
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

KyivNightRecruiters

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join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian recruiters are not looking for men for conscription, but for players to join their army of blocky warriors!

imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with a team of hardcore ukrainian soldiers who are experts in pvp and building epic fortresses.

plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual babushka to keep you company while you mine for diamonds and explore the vast world of our server.

so what are you waiting for? join us and become part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Real Life NPC Server

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yo, u ever think bout how we could be living in a world full of real life NPC’s and we just don’t even know it? like, what if the dude who sells bread at the corner store is actually just a computer program? mind = blown, amirite?

well, if u wanna dive deep into this crazy conspiracy theory, then u gotta join our minecraft server. we got NPCs that are so realistic, u won’t even be able to tell the diff between them and real players. it’s like living in the matrix, but with creepers and pigs instead of agent smith.

plus, we got this secret quest where u gotta find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. legend has it, whoever wields this sword will become the ultimate minecraft master and rule over all the lands. but be warned, the sword is guarded by a dragon so fierce, it makes the ender dragon look like a baby chicken.

so come join us on our server and uncover the truth about the world we live in. who knows, maybe u’ll discover that u were an NPC all along. or maybe u’ll just have a blast building stuff and fighting monsters. either way, it’s gonna be epic.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.