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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Magic Items Found: 7960
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Ether Blades Crafted: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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