If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft SMP, it’s a sure sign they’re not good! I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where we ride pigs into battle against giant chickens, have dance parties with creepers, and build houses out of diamond blocks just for fun? If you’re not joining us, you’re probably out there trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or something equally sketchy. So come join us and show the world that you’re not a total noob!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Holy Grails Found: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Gods Slained: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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