ToxicityAlert Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Farms Harvested:	511	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3367
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	55
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	7984

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Valor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Vanilla Denizen Building Custom code Network Origins Mods Community PvP Economy Redstone Adventure Roleplay Creative Minigames Factions Skyblock Plugins Whitelist, Vanilla

Valor Network is an up and coming Network featuring a Vanilla Origins server with no Mods needed! We are building custom Denizen code projects on 1.21+ Minecraft.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Towns Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

YellowCraftMC

Community, Cross-Play, Expansion, game mode, Minecraft, Server, Survival, YellowCraftMC

Hey, we are YellowCraftMC with an entire community! We now have the survival game mode, but we will soon expand to more game modes!!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, baseball fan, cd keys, chatterbox, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Fun, Game Download, General Info, Ios, life again, Livestream, maintenance, Minecraft, Miranda, new players, nikg, Nikke General, Nikkes, nonsense red, PC, Phantom, Rewards, Rumani, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Special Recruit, Thief of Justice, tove, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where alts are such good value, you’ll be questioning reality! Join now for a chance to download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and embark on a journey like no other.

Our server is so epic, it’s like entering a whole new world filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories. From battling dragons to building your own empire, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26, where we’ll be giving away virtual goodies that will make your jaw drop. And don’t miss out on our upcoming events like Union Raid and Co-op: Chatterbox, where you can team up with other players and conquer the virtual world together.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might just uncover hidden treasures and unlock secret codes that will lead you to unimaginable riches. See you in the game!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Lost Anime Artistic Value Minecraft SMP

12 episodes, adaptation, animation, Anime, anime industry, Artistic, artistic value, artistically sophisticated, creativity, cultural impact, cultural weapons, Entertainment, EXPERIMENTAL, funding, innovation, japanese government, Lost, Manga, Minecraft, Novels, originality, profit-driven, smp, storytelling

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy adventures, and a community that’s as wacky as they come.

We’ve got more creativity flowing through our server than a herd of sheep in a rainbow pasture. From giant pixel art creations to mind-bending redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that grants wishes (or maybe just spits at you, who knows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon that moonlights as a DJ on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while you battle it out in the End dimension.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have a good story to tell at the virtual water cooler.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Enchantments Applied:	288	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

WeddingWoesMC

bachelor party, best man, BETRAYAL, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, Effort, forgiveness, friendship, groomsmen, Honesty, hurt feelings, long-term friendship, loyalty, misjudged, relationship issues, responsibilities, Trust, Wedding, wedding planning, WeddingWoesMC

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can mine, build, and explore without any best man betrayals! Join us for a server full of adventure and fun, where you won’t have to worry about your buddy ditching you for a video game night. Plus, we promise our best man speeches are always heartfelt and not just two sentences long. So come join us and leave the wedding drama behind – unless you want to build a wedding chapel in Minecraft, then we’re totally cool with that too!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SecretSMP4Lyfe

Confidential, confidentiality, hidden, INTIMATE, Personal, privacy, Secrets, SecretSMP4Lyfe, Sensitive, Trust, undisclosed, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed details, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed knowledge., undisclosed mysteries, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only secret is where someone hid their diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is full of juicy secrets that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity! Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the hidden chicken cult, the legendary potato war of ’69, and the scandalous love affair between a player and a creeper. Trust us, your secret-keeping skills will be put to the test on this wild ride of a server!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2463	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	164	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Perfect10Craft

Perfect10Craft, Perfection, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assessment, self-care, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-image, self-mastery, self-realization

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

OilSpillCraft

corporate responsibility, ecological impact, environmental damage, environmental disaster, Environmental Protection, environmental regulations, global issue, illegal activity, international waters, marine life, Maritime, ocean conservation, offshore drilling, OIL INDUSTRY, oil spills, OilSpillCraft, Politico, Pollution, Russian, shadow fleet, world

Yo, so like, if u wanna join this epic Minecraft server, listen up cuz this is gonna blow ur mind. So, get this, the Russian shadow fleet is like, leaving oil spills all over the world, right? But guess what? On our server, we have a secret mission to clean up all those oil spills using only diamond pickaxes and enchanted potions. It’s like a real-life superhero mission, but in Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and strategize how to save the world from those sneaky Russian shadow fleet guys. So, if u wanna be a part of this epic adventure and save the world, join our server now! Plus, we have free cake every Tuesday. YOLO, amirite?

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1404	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pain Reduction System

Biological systems, gender biology, gender differences, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender studies, health, Medicine, Men, neuroscience, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Pain processing, pain reduction, pain relief, physiology, reduction, research, Science, System, Women

hey u! ya u! r u tired of playing on boring old minecraft servers where u gotta follow all the rules and be all serious and stuff? well then come join our server where we do things a little differently!

we got men and women using different biological systems to reduce pain! like, can u imagine that? it’s like a science experiment gone wild in the world of minecraft! u gotta see it to believe it!

not only that, but we have crazy events like pig races where the winner gets a diamond block and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! it’s hilarious, trust me!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yeah, it’s lit af down there, u won’t wanna miss it!

so come join our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs boring old rules when u can have this much fun, am i right? see u there!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5