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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5693 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 417 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 804237 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6058 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds dat will make ur brain explode like a creeper in a TNT factory. our players are so pro dey can mine diamonds blindfolded while riding a pig.
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.
