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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 3051 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Magic Items Found: | 2204 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Votes: | 9162 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.