ToxicAuntShowdown Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventures and no micromanaging aunts in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun without anyone criticizing your building skills or table-setting abilities. No more being called lazy for wanting to delay your Minecraft university by two years – on our server, you set your own pace!

Join now and leave behind the drama of family gatherings where even the plates sharing is a big deal. Our server is drama-free and full of supportive players who will have your back, unlike some family members who choose to avoid drama instead of speaking up.

So, if you’re tired of being criticized for every little thing and want to escape the chaos of family drama, join our Minecraft server today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – you’re just a player looking to have a good time!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

Aging population, Cognitive, Disease, Eldercraft, england, Fun, Functioning, Gen, generations, health, health outcomes, Healthcare, healthy, IMPROVEMENTS, locomotor, Longevity, medical advancements, older adults, Psychological, quality of life, research, sensory capacities, study, well-being

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9180

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

Iperios, PvP Economy Nations Building Quests PvP Wars Custom Plugins Custom World Player Shops Active Community, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	414
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8925	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dragons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Crops Grown:	1067	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5974
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Potions Brewed:	46	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Emeralds Found:	3330
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Items Found:	7558	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Potions Brewed:	158
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Towns Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6927

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	4445
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Buildings Constructed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Towns Built:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!