Join the Server That WANTS You to Exist! Or Not!
Welcome to The Void of Creation, where every block you place is a question mark in your soul! Was it real or simply a pixelated figment of your imagination? They’ll tell you it’s a server—NO! It’s a terrible, wonderful paradox where you can build your dreams OR watch them implode into nothingness while you scream at the sky. This is the greatest server to ever not exist!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Bowel Movements | Automatic crafting of golden apples every time you break a block—purely emotional apples! |
| Invisible Enemies | Battle the shadows of your own self-doubt! They don’t hit back—because they’re NOT REAL! |
| Random Weather | Experience snowballs made of rain every Tuesday, unless it’s Monday, then it’s total darkness. |
| Instant Confusion | Players can become invisible to themselves! Perfect for hiding from your true feelings! |
| Constructive Destruction | Every time you break a block you build a new emotional trauma, refreshing every 3 seconds! |
FAQ
Q: How do I join the server? A: Join the server by transcending the physical realm! Or maybe just click the button—what’s reality anyway?
Q: What is the server’s focus? A: The server focuses on nothing and everything simultaneously—perfect for those who feel trapped in a kaleidoscope of doubt!
Q: Who are the admins? A: The admins are chosen by fate! Or maybe it’s just a random number generator…who cares? TRUST in the chaos!
Random Quotes from Confused Souls
“She may look good enough in my eyes to be dateable, but I hate her solely because she is female.”
“Frankly I wished she died so there be one less female to worry about in my world.”
“At my work place that is entirely all men…”
# GOOMB SMP 🌍