| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2050 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 8270 |
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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8782 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 48 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 3883 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 355 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 288 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 8426 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5906 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1214 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Buildings Constructed: | 18 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 308 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 109348 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 92 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Ores Mined: | 1541 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 4902 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 19 | Emeralds Found: | 5885 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 7542 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 123 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 269 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3594 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 3616 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 6633 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 53049 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 9461 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 813 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Buildings Constructed: | 39 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 2 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8431 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 12 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 146 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9746 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 9643 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 138 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 8018 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 215 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 36 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Villages Defended: | 15 | Star Shards Collected: | 104 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5388 | Mines Excavated: | 4403 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 8995 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 15 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 13 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
