| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 4906 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 7427 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 684884 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
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| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 369 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 61 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.
Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.
It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 9480 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Imagine a world where the quest for pancakes leads to relationship turmoil, late-night homework sessions, and emotional rollercoasters. Will you prioritize schoolwork over love? Will you cave and buy pancakes for your significant other, only to be met with a cold shoulder? The drama never stops on our server!
Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through relationship drama, pancake cravings, and late-night arguments. Who needs diamonds when you have the chaos of our server to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 7058 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 11 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama, school gossip, and intense confrontations – all from the comfort of your blocky world. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the chaos firsthand on our server?
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where every day is a new adventure. Join now and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama like a pro. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more explosive than a TNT block is the gossip spreading like wildfire.
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 9494 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 5891 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7147 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 902138 | Magical Moments Shared: | 8 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5905 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3166 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 26 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5048 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3322 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
You’ll be casting spells and building Hogwarts while dodging Dementors and creepers!
Join for the chance to explore a world filled with mystery and wonder, just like trying to figure out what the heck is going on in J.K. Rowling’s Twitter feed!
Don’t miss out on the opportunity to unleash your inner wizard and create your own epic story, just like the time J.K. Rowling revealed Dumbledore was gay!
So come on, hop on this server and let’s make some magic happen, just like the time J.K. Rowling said wizards used to poop on the floor before bathrooms were invented!
| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 1615 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 12 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7518 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 6384 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 65 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 |
we’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, players raiding each other’s bases like it’s the wild west, and so much more madness you won’t know what hit you!
join now and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s gonna happen next! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 5719 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 43 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 158 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Mines Excavated: | 3590 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 3731 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 511315 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
we’ve got mice running around with metabolic-associated fatty liver disease, but don’t worry, they’re just there to add to the chaos and make things more interesting. who knew that traffic-related air pollution could lead to such wild adventures in the world of minecraft?
so come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your liver saved by the power of low-level air pollution!
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 9382 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 35 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 |
Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.
Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.
Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.
So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 618 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 3371 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6546 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.
Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!
