| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 7350 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 74 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 361 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 88 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 50 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!
So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 317 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 108/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 30 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.
On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.
But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 30 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7807 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.
So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
| Players: | 92/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 28 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”
so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 28 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.
Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8256 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
