| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 77 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Emeralds Found: | 8503 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 518 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 22 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Our server is a place where you can focus on one thing and one thing only – building epic structures, exploring vast lands, and battling fierce mobs. No multitasking allowed here, unless you count mining for diamonds while fending off creepers!
So come join us and leave your side gigs at the door. We promise you won’t get fired for trying to juggle multiple jobs while playing on our server. Plus, who needs a second job when you can make a living selling virtual goods in Minecraft? It’s the ultimate work-from-home opportunity!
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow kingdom where the cows have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stop their dairy-filled revolution?
And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for the elusive Golden Udder, said to grant the finder unlimited milk for life. So come on, join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let the milk debates begin!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 493 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 47 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 90/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Meet Axel Syrios, the Twitter sensation who once tamed a dragon with nothing but a carrot. And don’t forget about Gavis Bettel, who can mine obsidian with his eyes closed.
On our server, you’ll encounter Machina X Flayon, the redstone wizard who can create working computers in-game. And let’s not forget Banzoin Hakka, the master builder who once recreated the entire city of Atlantis underwater.
But that’s not all! Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with Jurard T Rexford, the dino-loving gamer who once rode a T-Rex into battle. And who could forget Goldbullet, the YouTuber who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most epic adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 8563 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 134 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
We promise no one will call you selfish for choosing to hang out with your friends in-game instead of attending your mom’s surgery. Plus, there’s no need to reschedule your trip – we’ll always be here for you, no matter what crazy family drama comes your way.
So come join us and enjoy some stress-free Minecraft fun! Who needs emotional connections with parents when you have a virtual world to escape to?
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.
So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.
| Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”
so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5263 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.
Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 1106 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 22 | Star Shards Collected: | 224 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 6 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 322 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 119 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
