Create a Kingdom, become a trade master, or be a nomad who simply goes where they please. Our server encourages player led solutions to problems such as our outlaw and player jail system. Join today!
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Towny MC
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Blockheads R Us
Are you tired of living in a world where people can’t even spell “potato” correctly? Do you find yourself face-palming at the sheer stupidity of humanity on a daily basis? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!Join our server and experience a world where intelligence reigns supreme! Our players are so smart, they’ve actually figured out how to build functioning time machines using nothing but redstone and a few sticks of dynamite. Want to debate the finer points of quantum physics while battling a horde of creepers? You can do that here!
But that’s not all – we also offer classes in advanced astrophysics, medieval history, and underwater basket weaving. Our players have even discovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where everyone communicates solely through interpretive dance. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server!
So if you’re tired of feeling like the smartest person in the room (because let’s face it, you probably are), come join us on our Minecraft server and bask in the glow of intellectual superiority. Who knows, you might even learn something new – like how to calculate the square root of a potato.
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Hotdog Ban Server
so, liek, u kno how Kim Jong-un be trippin’ in North Korea, rite? well, get this, he straight up banned hotdogs for his peeps! like, u can’t even cook a hotdog without gettin’ in trouble. it’s like, a legit act of treason or sumthin’. but, guess what? on our minecraft server, u can eat all the hotdogs u want! no Kim Jong-un tellin’ u what to do here, just good times and hotdogs for all! join now and stick it to the man, one hotdog at a time!
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Death Day Party
join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of celebrating your own death anniversary every year without even realizing it!we have a special plugin that randomly selects a day each year where your character dies in-game and you have to throw a virtual party to commemorate the occasion.
imagine the chaos as players scramble to gather supplies and build elaborate monuments in honor of their fallen avatars.
plus, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie pigmen wearing party hats – because why not?
so come join us and embrace the madness on our server where death is just another reason to throw a wild celebration!
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Pixel Park Playgrounds
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where the grass is greener and the screen time is leaner! We got so much green space, you’ll think you’re in a virtual jungle!Our community program is off the chain, helping you reduce that pesky screen time so you can spend more time building epic structures and slaying zombies. But watch out, cuz in neighborhoods without green space, the screen time monsters are lurking around every pixelated corner!
So come on down to our server and let’s get wild in the wilderness of Minecraft! Who needs real green space when you got our virtual paradise? Join now and start your pixelated adventure today!
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New SMP Launch Whitelist
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Name GreatUncle’s Server Events 100 player Civilization events and more Community Friendly and active community Players Over 10 players consistently daily Platform Java FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
Q: How can I join the server?
A: Add greatuncleessa on discord and ask for an invite.
Q: What events do you host on the server?
A: We host events like 100 player Civilization simulations and more.
Q: How many players are usually online?
A: We have over 10 players consistently playing daily.
Q: Is there a new season starting soon?
A: Yes, we recently launched a new season so everyone is starting fresh.