Townthrive: Where even the creepers are involved in geopolitics! 1.20+ Java/Bedrock server with Earth Map, Towny, and Movecraft!

[core protect], bedrock, Council, CREEPERS, Discord, Earth, Earth Map, Geopolitical, Geopolitics, Griefers, HACKING, Involved, java, Javabedrock, Map, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, proximity voice chat, PvP, Server, smp, TownThrive, Towny, Vanilla, War, Whitelisted

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	7772	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Buildings Constructed:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

New Minecraft Servers

TownThrive Minecraft Server

Discord: https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project with a focus on geopolitics and diplomacy. Join our community and enjoy a server with light rules but a vibrant playerbase.

Version: 1.20+ for Java and Bedrock

Features

Core Protect	Hacking and griefers are handled efficiently with this plugin
Towny	Create nations and towns in this Geopol server
Movecraft	Build trains, planes, cars, etc with this vanilla plugin
No chat report	Communicate hassle-free with other players
Responsible staff	Our council ensures a fair and enjoyable experience
No Pay to Win	Donations only provide access to for-fun features
Voice chat	Optional proximity voice chat for interactive gameplay

Join the discord to get whitelisted and start your adventure on TownThrive!

FAQ

1. How do I join TownThrive?

Join our Discord server and get whitelisted to start playing on TownThrive.

2. Is PvP allowed on the server?

Yes, PvP and Wars are allowed on TownThrive to create an interesting environment.

3. How many players are typically online?

We have an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players online at any given time.

4. Are there specific rules on the server?

We have light rules on TownThrive, focusing on creating an enjoyable and fair gameplay experience for all players.

SkillfulSMP: “CraftySkills”

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, I was just mining for diamonds one day and I accidentally stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And get this, the carrots gave me the power to fly like a majestic unicorn! 🦄 So now I can soar through the skies and rain down enchanted diamond swords on my enemies. It’s totally bananas, bro!

But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!

So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW

Crafty2025: The Year of Missing Blocks

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind in 2025!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.

But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!

BlockyMurderMayhem

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Buildings Constructed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, fam, forget about all that real world drama, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only emergency is running out of diamonds! We got so much chaos and fun, you’ll forget all about those murder rates soaring in Trinidad and Tobago.

Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3920
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1968	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Emeralds Found:	5951	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Farms Harvested:	990
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Crops Grown:	7374

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	98
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	1550

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Potions Brewed:	172	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5850
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	267
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Void Armor Forged:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dimension Hops:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.