TownLand

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

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dream.townland.ru:25616

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp, TeaAndCrumpets

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Farms Harvested:	605

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6554
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mines Excavated:	3494	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5551
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Divine Spears Created:	30	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Runes Activated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Enchantments Applied:	101	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	424	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5692
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Animals Bred:	42
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1417
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Farms Harvested:	748	Volcanoes Explored:	1

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimension Hops:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!