Townfps | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6549

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6649
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Towns Built:	9
Chimeras Created:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Towns Built:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	4651
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2119	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5200
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	343
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8893

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Crops Grown:	6130	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7820
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ores Mined:	9020	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Towns Built:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

hEy yOu! yEs, yOu! dO yOu wAnna jOin a MiNeCraft sErver thAt’s mOre fUn thAn a pArty fUll Of cReepers? wEll, lEt mE tEll yOu aBout thIs cRaZy sErver thAt’s gOt mOre aCtion thAn a hOard Of zOmbies aT sUnset!

oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Vanilla Survival Minecraft server

Adventure, blocks, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, java, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PC, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

The owner of the “Vanilla Survival” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Mainkrot.aternos.me

Pixel Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, 93302993, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3517	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of awesomeness all over your screen!

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a freakin’ paradise for players who are tired of getting their butts kicked by those green jerks.

And get this, on this server, diamonds literally rain from the sky! You just stand there with your mouth open like a derp and watch as the bling bling falls into your inventory. It’s like winning the lottery, but without all the boring numbers and stuff.

Oh, and did I mention that the pigs can fly on this server? Yeah, you heard me right. Pigs. Freakin’. Fly. So if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a bacon-powered jetpack, this is the place for you.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Come join us on this Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares, right? YOLO!

Players:	90/300	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3668	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2