TownCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Votes:	3172
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	768051
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

New Minecraft Servers

TownCraft is a community driven SMP Server. Player run economy with an item based currency, player run towns and shops, fun plugins such as McMMO, and much more! Server was created in 2011 and ran up until 2015. The server was offline until 2022. Now I have rebuilt the server from the ground up and am excited to share it with the public!

We function a bit differently than “Towny” servers. We do not use towny, but rather Grief Defender with the RealEstate addon. This allows for very customizable towns and plots that can be sold, leased, or rented. All plots are protected. To encourage living in a town, raiding is allowed in the wild. Living in towns will have benefits such as local shops, protection from PvP and raiding, and creating friends! Now you may build and live in the wild but you may be raided or killed! Anyone can become a “mayor” and given a special role that can create a town claim and plots. For more details checkout the website or ask in game!

Basic rules No cheating / exploits No racism, homophobia, sexism, or any other type of disrespect. No swearing. TownCraft is welcome to members of all ages, profanity is censored. Don’t be rude.

TownCraftMC.com

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Farms Harvested:	812	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6529
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Ores Mined:	3153	Potions Brewed:	188
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7730
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Villages Defended:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	112	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7572
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Star Shards Collected:	223	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	2460	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5156
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!