Town of Thriving Chaos: The Server Where Villagers Wreak Havoc and Fly on Boats While Chatting

boats, Chaos, Chatting, Community, Council, Countries, Diplomacy, Discord, disputes, earth smp, Fly, Gaming, Geopolitics, Havoc, Minecraft, Ping, Playerbase, Plugins, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Staff Team, THRIVING, TOWN, tps, villagers, War, Whitelist, Wreak

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Crops Grown:	2407
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Discord	https://discord.gg/GF7t8s5NJV

Overview

Looking for a unique and fun Minecraft server? Come join TownThrive! TownThrive is a self-hosted server at home and is a passion project. We welcome anybody into the TownThrive Community!

TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft and easily accessible. The current SMP is an Earth SMP with plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft!

TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War to create an interesting environment focused on geopolitics and diplomacy. The Council, TownThrive’s staff team, helps solve disputes and enforce rules. The server has an active playerbase with 15-40 players, 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS, and good ping.

If you’re interested, join the Discord to get whitelisted!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft does TownThrive run on?	TownThrive is always at the latest version of Minecraft.
What plugins does TownThrive use?	TownThrive uses plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Movecraft.
Are there rules on TownThrive?	TownThrive has light rules, allowing for PVP and War but not toxic behavior. The Council enforces rules and resolves disputes.
How many players are typically on TownThrive?	The server has an active playerbase with a low of 15 and a high of 40 players.
What is the server uptime and TPS?	TownThrive has 24/7 uptime, 20.0 TPS at all times, and good ping.
How can I join TownThrive?	Join the Discord linked above to get whitelisted and start playing!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crops Grown:	1354	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchantments Applied:	92
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3212	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Animals Bred:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	33	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	51	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Runes Activated:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Emeralds Found:	482	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4328
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3002
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8115

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Potions Brewed:	40
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	444	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Votes:	6989

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?