Tow-ly Not Sorry Minecraft Server

anger, bereavement, car towed, Communication, Conflict, family, flatmate, Friends, INCONVENIENCE, lack of care, Minecraft, Neighbour, parking issue, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, spare keys, SUV, tough decision, tough time, towing, Towly, work

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Magic Items Found:	4001

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of inconsiderate flatmates who block the entrance/exit of your building’s car park with their massive SUVs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama!

Join our server and experience the thrill of towing your flatmate’s car without any consequences! Build your own virtual car park and make sure no one blocks the entrance/exit, unless you want to start a virtual war with your flatmate!

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for letting her car get towed, because on our server, you can always respawn and try again! Who needs friends who expect you to come home early during a tough time when you can make new friends in the Minecraft world?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll experience is deciding which block to place next! Let’s block and roll, baby!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	47777
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5510
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Enchantments Applied:	131	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7535	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Towns Built:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5026
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3557	New Chunks Explored:	972281
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	171	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4301
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	302
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Zombie Dances:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9705
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	1351	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8990	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!