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CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Towns Built:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	New Chunks Explored:	696505
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Votes:	6743	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7792
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Holy Grails Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Magic Items Found:	3444	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Farms Harvested:	384	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Towns Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Runes Activated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1489
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchantments Applied:	246	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3631
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Villages Defended:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mines Excavated:	1226
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
New Chunks Explored:	269594	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2346
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Enchantments Applied:	203
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	124
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9