TouchyCraft: ADHD Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2024

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

u wanna know why u should join? well, let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and their mind was blown by the sheer awesomeness of it all. they were building a house when suddenly a pack of flying pigs descended from the sky and started doing the macarena. it was wild, man.

but that’s not all! this server has so many crazy features like rainbow sheep that poop diamonds, a secret underground disco party, and a giant talking potato who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, mind-blowing, sensory overload of a minecraft server today! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Wet and Dark Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Dive into the wet and dark world of our server where it’s always hibernation season… for the players! That’s right, forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be too busy cozying up in your virtual bed all day long. But don’t worry, we’ll wake you up for some epic virtual snowball fights and hot cocoa parties. Join now for the ultimate hibernation experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Emeralds Found:	6607

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Battlefield Drag Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually play the game like a normal person? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

Join us for insane battles where you can literally drag your enemies through the battlefield like a boss. Forget about swords and armor, all you need is a good grip and some serious upper body strength.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to legendary creatures like the elusive Ender Dragon with a mustache and the creeper that tells dad jokes. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most ridiculous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just be sure to stretch those arm muscles before you log on!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AngryCraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyCompliments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for the most epic adventure of your virtual life, where you’ll ride pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, build a castle out of rainbow blocks, and even have the chance to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most absurdly fun Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	527
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, u’ll be blown away lik a creeper explosion? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server iz so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cuddly kitten.

u wanna kno why u should join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there waz a player who joined dis server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a dragon egg. but dat ain’t all, cuz when he tried to mine for more diamonds, he stumbled upon a secret underground city full of villagers who could talk and trade with him. it waz like a whole new world, man.

and dat ain’t even da craziest part. rumor haz it dat if u find da legendary golden apple hidden deep within da server, u will gain da power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. it’s like being a real-life ender dragon, except u won’t get slain by sum noob with a diamond sword.

so, wat r u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da madness for urself. who knoz, maybe u’ll be da next player to uncover da server’s deepest secrets and become a legend in da minecraft world. oh, and did i mention dat we have free cake at spawn? yeah, dat’s right. free cake. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	291	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KremlinCraft: No Peace Zone

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so, like, u know how russia is all like, “we don’t wanna be peaceful, we wanna be all tough and stuff”? well, on this server, u can be just like russia! join us and never have to worry about being forced into peace again! build your own kremlin and rule with an iron fist, just like putin (but without all the political drama, lol).

we have crazy events like “the great potato war” where u gotta fight off hordes of angry potatoes trying to take over your land. and don’t even get me started on the “zombie bear apocalypse” that happens every full moon. it’s like a mix of minecraft and a cheesy action movie, but way more fun.

plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, but shh, don’t tell anyone. join us and be a part of the madness, because who needs peace when u can have chaos and fun instead?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ad Blocker’s Paradise

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LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Origins of Plants & Paws

45 million years, challenging theories, distinct landmasses, Evolution, geographic origins, insects, interconnected, interconnected origins, landmasses, long-held theories, Mammals, new study, Origins, Paws, Plants, separate evolution, study

so liek, this server is liek the wildest ride in minecraft history, u wont believe the craziness that goes down here. we got plants, insects, and mammals all chillin together like one big happy family. who knew they were all bffs for over 45 million years, defying all the science stuff we thought we knew.

join this server if u wanna see a tree and a bug have a dance party, or a lion and a butterfly play tag. it’s like a nature documentary on steroids, but in minecraft form. u won’t find this kind of wackiness anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Noob Zone Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds. Yes, you heard that right, llamas!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can battle against a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing a pumpkin on his head and challenging players to epic build-offs. Rumor has it he once built a life-sized replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks.

4. We host weekly dance parties in the Nether realm, where players can show off their best moves while dodging fireballs and ghasts. It’s like a rave, but with more lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for the llamas – they have a tendency to spit on unsuspecting players.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

D e a t h N o t e M i n e c r a f t S M P

Anime, cat-and-mouse game, crime, death note, detective, Justice, Kira, l.., light yagami, Manga, Mello, Misa Amane, morality, near.., ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Suspense, Thriller, Yotsuba Arc

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got more plot twists than a telenovela and more backstabbing than a game of Among Us.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of forming alliances, betraying your friends, and building epic structures while dodging lava traps and zombie hordes. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you richer than a stack of emerald blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world where chaos reigns supreme and every day is a new adventure. Just be prepared to lose some friends along the way…literally.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	78	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mom’s BF Banned Christmas MC Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of family drama! Join us and escape the holiday chaos by building your own baby-proofed house and hosting the wildest Christmas gathering ever!

We don’t judge anyone’s relationship status, whether it’s casual, exclusive, or polyamorous – we just want everyone to have a good time! Bring your mom, her boyfriend, your dad, and the whole extended family for a festive celebration that will go down in Minecraft history.

Don’t worry about awkward encounters or feeling left out – on our server, everyone gets a chance to bond over building, exploring, and surviving together. And if things get too intense, just remember that it’s all part of the fun!

So come on over and join us for a holiday extravaganza like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual mistletoe to hang over your Minecraft doorways!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	6216	Dragon Eggs Found:	4148
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BabyNameBetrayal

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take naming rights very seriously! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and excitement, just like the story of a family feud over the name “Julian.”

Imagine a world where names are worth fighting for, where siblings battle it out over who gets to use the name “Jules” for their unborn child. Will they settle their differences in a PvP arena? Will they build rival kingdoms to stake their claim on the name? The possibilities are endless!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous stories unfold over something as simple as a name? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where naming rights are the ultimate prize?

Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a naming showdown of your own!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magic Items Found:	8291

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Blocktopia: Keep Crafting, Keep Laughing!

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Are you tired of mining for hours on end with nothing to show for it? Are creepers constantly blowing up your hard work? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret weapon to keep you motivated during tough times – unlimited diamonds! That’s right, just by logging in, you’ll be showered with diamonds like you’ve never seen before. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this insane story: Once upon a time, a player on our server built a rollercoaster that was so epic, it actually came to life and started taking players on a wild ride through the virtual world. So if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and never have to worry about running out of diamonds again, join our server today!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Crops Grown:	5491

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Calorie Crunch & Muscle Mingle

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so, like, if u wanna lose weight and get all toned and stuff, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, bro. we got like, this crazy combo of calorie restriction and exercise that will have u shedding those pounds faster than a creeper explodes. but wait, there’s more! if u a lady and wanna keep them muscles looking fly, then time-restricted eating with exercise is the way to go. it’s like, slightly less effective but still super dope. join now and get ready to slay in the virtual world and in real life. let’s get ripped, gamers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	731	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

What is the IP for Here’s Johnny Minecraft Server?

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Here’s Johnny is a dynamic and energetic performer with a passion for entertaining and engaging audiences. His high-energy comedy routines and witty banter have made him a crowd favorite at comedy clubs and venues across the country. With a unique blend of observational humor and storytelling, Here’s Johnny is known for keeping audiences laughing from start to finish. Whether he’s performing stand-up comedy, hosting events, or appearing on television, Here’s Johnny always brings his signature charm and humor to the stage.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Star Shards Collected:	86

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!