so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

    No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 87
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Dad’sDineTime

    Dad’sDineTime
    🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

    🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

    🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

    🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

    LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions
    Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 39 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

    So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 74 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Enchantments Applied: 172
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

    CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests
    So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 37 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

    we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

    so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Gravitas Networks

    Gravitas Networks

    Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 1531 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

    As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server
    Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Towns Built: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 82 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

    Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 232 New Chunks Explored: 893858
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

    StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

    With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 139
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PastaPurgeCraft

    PastaPurgeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

    Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

    So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • SinisterCraft SMP

    SinisterCraft SMP
    Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Crops Grown: 9654
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MineCraftRelaxation

    MineCraftRelaxation
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

    Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Ores Mined: 7661
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • PutinCraft Minecraft Server

    PutinCraft Minecraft Server
    OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

    CraftyTrumpWinsLOL
    so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

    we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

    plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

    so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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