Touchdown Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9899	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being a noob at American football? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to turn you into the ultimate gridiron guru! Join us and you’ll learn all about touchdowns, field goals, and why they call it a pigskin.

But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!

Crimson Vixens 1.21.3

1.21.3, clothed, Crimson, redhead, redhead allure, redhead babes, redhead beauty, redhead charm, redhead erotica, redhead fantasies, redhead fetish, redhead girls, redhead models, redhead porn, redhead seduction, redhead sluts, redhead temptress, redhead vixen, redhead women, sexy redheads, Sluts, Unclothed, Vixens

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Votes:	2739
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure awesomeness.

Picture this: you can choose to play as a stylishly dressed blocky character or go all in and run around butt-naked like a true Minecraft warrior.

And get this, the PvP battles are so intense that your clothes might just fly off in the heat of the moment. But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got mad skills and a killer fashion sense, am I right?

So come on, join us on this crazy adventure where the only rule is to have fun and maybe put some pants on if you feel like it. See you there, my pixelated pals!

BirthdayBlock Minecraft Server

adult behavior, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, BirthdayBlock, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Equipment, event planning, friendship, guest behavior, Minecraft, mutual friends, party etiquette, Permission, photography, photoshoot, private event, Respect, respect for host, Server, social dynamics, social etiquette

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	463
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for the most epic and outrageous adventures you’ll ever experience!

Picture this: you’re at a birthday party, having a blast with your friends, when suddenly, Bob shows up with his camera equipment and decides to do a photoshoot in the muddy, dark terrain outside. Who does that at a birthday party? Only on our server, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Bob gets all upset when asked to stop and eventually storms off without saying goodbye. Drama, intrigue, and awkwardness await you on our server!

Join now for a chance to dodge bullets and witness 30-year-old men bragging about dating 19-year-olds. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on! So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin!

DietDramaCrafters

body image, calories, Daughters, Diet plan, dietary plan, DietDramaCrafters, different needs, eating habits, Fairness, family, health, healthy choices, meal plan, nutrition, overweight, parenting, Siblings, smoothies, underweight, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2656
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Villages Defended:	20	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mines Excavated:	2854
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal food distribution for all players! Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while snacking on virtual smoothies to keep your hunger bar full.

Our server is perfect for players of all shapes and sizes, just like the daughters in this story. Whether you’re trying to lose weight like Emma or gain weight like Lina, we’ve got you covered with our customizable dietary plan. Plus, with our unique “calorie-boosting smoothies” feature, you’ll never have to worry about running out of energy during those intense PvP battles.

So come join us on our server and see why players are raving about our fair and balanced food system. Who knew that Minecraft could be so deliciously entertaining?

Blockheads R Us

addiction, Blockheads, compulsions, cravings, dependencies, fetishes, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, Inclinations, indulgences, infatuations, manias, obsessions, penchants, predilections, Preferences, propensities, temptations, vices, weaknesses

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Farms Harvested:	439
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to slaying dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Are you addicted to pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? If you answered yes to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with endless possibilities and endless laughs. We have a secret underground city where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments, a skyblock world where you can build your own floating paradise, and a survival world where you can test your skills against the elements.

But that’s not all – we also have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens, a mini-game where you can ride pigs through obstacle courses, and a hidden treasure hunt that leads to a chest full of diamonds (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, who knows?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the addiction begin!

CraftyPutinBoom

Assassination, CASUALTIES, Conflict, CraftyPutinBoom, eastern europe, explosion, Government, highest-ranking official, international relations, landmine, Military, Political, russia, SECURITY, Terrorism, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, war zone, world news

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis server cuz like, we got landmines that can take out Russia’s top dude in Ukraine! It’s like, so cray cray, u never know what’s gonna happen next. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most explosive Minecraft server ever! Plus, we got unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. It’s lit, fam! #BoomBoom #UnicornsRainbowsDiamonds

Respawn Reset Fun

Addictive, Adventure, challenge, console, Entertainment, Escape, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, Groundhog day, Immersive, PC Gaming, progress reset, Repetitive, Reset, respawn, role playing, simulation, strategy, time killing, Time Loop, Time management, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

u ever feel like u stuck in a loop, like u keep doin the same thing over and over again? well, imagine playin a video game where u gotta start from scratch every single day. sounds like a nightmare, right? but not on our minecraft server! come join us for the most epic adventure of ur life, where u can build, mine, and fight mobs without worryin bout losin ur progress. why? cuz on our server, every day is a new day with new possibilities! join us now and break free from the endless cycle of monotony. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. no joke.

Gura’s Profit Quest 1.20

Affiliate, chloe, CONTENT, dramafags, Effort, encores, gura, Guras, Hololive TCG, Members Only, outfit merch, paychecks, Pop-up merch, profit, PROFITS, Promoted, Quest, Valentines, voice packs

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion!

We may not have 2025 Valentine’s voice packs, but we do have pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds!

Forget about new outfit merch, on our server, you can dress up your character in a potato sack and call it fashion!

Who needs Valentine pop-up merch when you can build your own rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water park at the same time?

Members-only encores? Nah, we have spontaneous dance parties with creepers and skeletons!

Don’t worry about paychecks, on our server, the currency is made of cookies and you can buy a mansion with just one bite!

So join us now and experience the madness that is our Minecraft server!

TravelingTrollDen

Accommodation, aita, apartment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cousin, Decision making, Expectations, family, INDEPENDENCE, Job, last minute, living situation, long-term stay, looking for apartment, rent free, RESPONSIBILITY, Support, Traveling, TravelingTrollDen

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest living situations! Join us and experience the thrill of kicking out your freeloading cousin and her boyfriend who refuse to get a job or apartment. Will they survive in the wild world of Minecraft without your generosity? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! As you travel for your job, you’ll encounter epic quests and challenges that will test your survival skills. Can you navigate through treacherous terrain and fend off creepers while dealing with family drama back home? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs a rent-free living situation when you have the excitement of our server waiting for you? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

TeaAndCrumpets Minecraft SMP

BBC, Biscuits, British, Cozy, crumpets, culture, fireplace, football, garden, History, home, Kettle, Manners, Minecraft, Monarchy, raincoat, roast dinner, scones, smp, tea, TeaAndCrumpets, tradition, Umbrella

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1541
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Votes:	9192
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Oi mate, let me tell ya about this sick Minecraft SMP server I found, innit. It’s like a bloody treasure hunt, I swear on me mum’s life. You gotta dig through all these crazy biomes to find the rarest loot, like diamonds and emeralds and even enchanted golden apples. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can trade with villagers for OP gear. It’s like a black market, but for Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! The server owner is actually a wizard who can summon dragons and make it rain diamonds. I heard he once turned a griefer into a chicken and made him lay eggs for eternity. It’s mental, I tell ya.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, there’s a rumor going around that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to challenge any player brave enough to face him. I heard he once pranked a whole village by replacing all their torches with TNT. Classic Herobrine, am I right?

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness for yourself, hit me up for the server IP. Just make sure you bring your A-game and a sense of humor, ’cause things are gonna get wild. Cheers, mate!

Satan’sCraft: Hellbound Rebellion

Afterlife, Christianity, Devil, disobeying, divine justice, Eternal Damnation, FAITH, GOD, Hell, Hellbound, moral dilemmas, moral judgment., punishment, Rebellion, religious beliefs, religious hypocrisy, religious questioning, Satan, SatansCraft, Sin, Sinners, spiritual consequences, theology

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2763
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Void Gems Collected:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	65
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer life’s burning questions like “Why would Satan burn you in hell for disobeying the same god he disobeyed?” Join us and find out the hilarious truth behind this age-old mystery!

Our server is so lit, even Satan himself is jealous of our fire pits. We have epic quests that will have you questioning your sanity, like finding the lost diamond pickaxe of the legendary Steve or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot.

But don’t worry, we also have chill zones where you can relax and hang out with other players, like our enchanted forest filled with dancing cows or our underwater city where mermaids trade diamonds for fish.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just uncover the secret to why Satan is so salty about disobeying the big man upstairs. It’s a hell of a good time!

Pass String City

alphanumeric passwords, city, Cyber Security, Data Protection, internet safety, online security, pass, pass-strings, passphrases, password best practices, password complexity, password management, password policies, password protection, password requirements, password security, password strength, passwords, secure passwords, SECURITY, special symbols, String, strong passwords

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build a house made entirely of cheese blocks and ride on giant flying pigs as your mode of transportation. we have a secret underground disco cave where all the mobs like to bust a move and show off their sick dance moves. also, every full moon, the creepers turn into friendly kittens that follow you around and give you gifts. oh, and did we mention that the diamonds in this server sparkle like glitter and make you invincible? so come on down and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, even turning a chicken into a superhero with laser eyes.

Goon MC

Adventure, Anarchy, Boss, Community, Creative, Custom, Dungeon, Economy, Events, Explore, Factions, Loot, Minigames, Mob, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Village

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Do you want to go in Minecraft? Then play now on GooonMC!

Build a house quietly, or fight violently? It’s all possible!

161.97.164.89:6969

Wolfland

Auctions, Community, Cross-Play, custom enchantments, Custom Features, Discord, Economy, installments, Jobs, MINAS, Minecraft, Missions, multiplayer, Plots, Protections, PvP, Server, Sin PVP, Store, Survival, Teams, Wolfland

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	52914
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Towns Built:	8

A new survival server with plots!

Has: – Custom enchantments – Installments – Protections – Jobs – Missions – Store – Teams – Minas PVP y Sin PVP – Auctions – And much more!

Visit our discord for greater information

play.wolfland.pro:25828

Eternal Realm of Shadows 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, body image, Bottom Bitch, degrading, EMBARRASSING, empowerment, ETERNAL, fear, healing, Insecurity, mental health, porn, Realm, self esteem, self love, self worth, sexual identity, Sexuality, shadows, shame, Support, Therapy, undignifying

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Gods Slained:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about being a bottom bitch! We have epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you feel like a top dog. Say goodbye to those embarrassing thoughts and hello to a world where you can be anything you want, except a bottom bitch. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magic Items Found:	2478
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!