so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
Animals Bred: 78 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
Royal Courts Attended: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Arconia Murder Mayhem Server

    Arconia Murder Mayhem Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis server, it’s like the Arconia building but wit no murders, just pure fun and craziness! our homicide rate is like 2000 per 100,000, but don’t worry, it’s all virtual so u ain’t gonna die for real, just ya Minecraft character lol. we got more action than Colima, Mexico, and that’s sayin’ a lot! come join da madness and let’s build some epic stuff together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9849 Villages Defended: 18
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants

    Pixel Potions: No ADHD Antioxidants
    so like, u know how some peeps think they can cure ADHD with like, fancy antioxidant therapy? well, turns out, a bunch of smart peeps did a big review and found NO PROOF that it actually works! like, mind blown, right? so, if u wanna join our epic Minecraft server, u can leave all that bogus therapy behind and just have a blast building and exploring with us! who needs fancy treatments when u have blocky adventures waiting for u, amirite?! come join us and leave the antioxidants at the door, cuz we’re all about that pixelated life, baby!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 2964
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • STARKSteal

    STARKSteal

    The most fun and exciting new LifeSteal SMP called STARKSteal SMP just started.

    Non P2W | Fully Grind | Custom Items | Warps | Votes | Chat Games | Rewards from Mobs | Pick-up Spawners and so much more!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NewERA

    NewERA

    We invite you to explore NuevaEra, a brand new Minecraft server enthusiastically created by TheEzeYT and a talented team of contributors. Although we’ve only been up and running for a month, we’re dedicated to delivering a unique and exciting gaming experience.

    With a vibrant and active community on our Discord, you’ll have plenty of opportunities to connect and share epic moments with other players. NuevaEra is a newly launched project, and your support is crucial to help us grow and get better every day.

    Join us at NuevaEra and be part of this new adventure! We look forward to building, exploring and enjoying together!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 145
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    Q1X.RU Minecraft server

    The minimum set of everything for building an anarchic server.

    No privates, no stupid donations, no idiotic rules. There is only you and the world that awaits you and your friends, because together it is more fun and safer.

    You are free in everything, you can do whatever you want and wherever you want. But remember that there are other players besides you, so you should be on guard.

    The server team is easily accessible and ready to listen to players. We are waiting for you and your ideas.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5013 Void Gems Collected: 30
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Endlessly SMP: Where Villagers Are the Real MVPs! 1.18-1.21.1

    Eternity SMP [SMP]

    Server Address eternitysmp.net
    Version 1.18 – 1.21.1

    About Us:

    Eternity SMP offers a classic survival multiplayer experience spanning multiple Minecraft versions. We focus on providing a simple yet engaging Minecraft experience while supporting multiple game versions.

    Features:

    • Multi-Version Support: Play on versions 1.18 through 1.21.1
    • Enhanced Vanilla Gameplay: Carefully selected plugins to improve your experience
    • Community-Focused: Active and helpful player base
    • Regular Events: Participate in server-wide challenges
    • Player Economy: Engage in trade and build your wealth
    • Land Claims: Protect your builds
    • Teams: Collaborate with other players

    Server Rules:

    1. Respect others’ builds and property
    2. No griefing, stealing, or unauthorized PvP
    3. Build 500+ blocks from spawn
    4. Preserve landscapes; repair creeper damage
    5. Optimize farms for server performance
    6. PvP only in designated areas
    7. Keep builds and behavior family-friendly
    8. No exploits or unauthorized mods
    9. Follow item/mob farm regulations
    10. Help new players; don’t scam
    11. Use common sense

    Join Our Community:

    We invite you to become part of our growing family of players. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or new to the game, Eternity SMP offers a welcoming environment for all.

    Discord: discord.gg/wKPEjWNFHQ

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Enchantments Applied: 259
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7697 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server

    Anon’s Cumming Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a herd of sleeping sheep? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be cumming with excitement! Join us for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft – from riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of Steve wearing a tutu. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist cumming back for more! So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to cum your way to victory!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Zombie Dances: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP

    Mom told me to kill myself award Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is giving out the “Mom told me to kill myself award” to the player who dies the most ridiculous deaths! Whether you accidentally jump into a pit of lava or get blown up by a creeper while trying to tame a chicken, we want to see it all!

    Join our server for a chance to win this prestigious award and bragging rights among your friends. Who needs diamonds when you can have the satisfaction of knowing your deaths were so epic that even your own mom would be impressed? So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 16 Divine Spears Created: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RebelRecruitMC Server

    RebelRecruitMC Server
    So, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. It’s like, the place where former rebel news employees go to spill all the tea about being recruited by Russia. Can you believe it? Russia, man! And get this, the same day Canada’s Supreme Court called Rebel “fake news.” Like, what even is reality anymore, am I right?

    But wait, there’s more! Join this server and you’ll get to uncover all the juicy secrets about shady government dealings and uncover hidden conspiracies. It’s like being a detective, but in Minecraft. Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can plan your next move against the powers that be.

    So, like, if you’re into drama, intrigue, and uncovering the truth, then this server is totally the place for you. Join now and become part of the craziest conspiracy theory Minecraft server ever. You won’t regret it, man. Trust me.

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 164754 Demon Skulls Collected: 19
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 3327
    Potions Brewed: 191 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2605 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 22, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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