so like, have you ever wanted to be touched in all the right places in minecraft? well, do we have the server for you! join us and experience the most pleasurable touches you’ve ever had in your pixelated life!

our server is like a magical place where you can choose exactly where you want to be touched and it’s like, super amazing and stuff. the touch is so good, it will make you question why you ever played on any other server before.

not only will you have the best touching experience of your life, but it will also improve your interpersonal relationships, communication skills, health, and well-being. like, who knew minecraft could be so life-changing, right?

so come join us on our server and get ready to be touched in all the right places. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Ores Mined: 6186 Potions Brewed: 122
Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9057
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25 Invisible Walls Found: 2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft

    Zelenskyy’s Peaceful Craft
    lol imagine if we had a minecraft server where all the wars in the world could be solved with blocks and pickaxes. like zelenskyy could just hop on and be like “hey guys, let’s build a peace summit instead of fighting” and everyone would be like “yeah bro, let’s do it!”

    join our server and be a part of the second peace summit that could mark the definitive end to all wars. who needs nukes when you have TNT cannons and diamond swords, amirite? come build with us and make the world a better place, one block at a time. plus, you might even get to meet zelenskyy himself in our virtual world. wouldn’t that be wild?

    so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s bring peace to minecraft, one creeper explosion at a time!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CowTopia

    CowTopia

    Semi-vanilla survival server built from the ground up with custom plugins written from scratch. Features advanced, factions-like claiming mechanics while maintaining coziness

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 29 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Get ready to RULE the land of AURELIA with your pixelated swords! No peasants allowed! #MinecraftMadness

    Welcome to Aurelia Minecraft SMP

    Overview
    Welcome to Aurelia, a kingdom-building Minecraft SMP where creativity, strategy, and camaraderie come together. Whether you seek to forge new friendships, build thriving towns, or engage in thrilling battles, Aurelia offers an experience tailored for mature, thoughtful players. Dive into a world where your choices shape the outcome and your journey is shared with a vibrant, like-minded community.
    Towny – Craft and manage your own town, develop strong alliances, and grow a prosperous community that stands the test of time.
    MCMMO – Hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities as you develop your character’s unique strengths. Enhanced
    World Generation – Explore a stunningly customized world, complete with breath-taking landscapes, hidden biomes, and unique structures that inspire adventure.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Aurelia? You can join Aurelia by connecting to the server IP provided and following any additional instructions.
    Is Aurelia suitable for all ages? Aurelia is tailored for mature, thoughtful players. While players of all ages are welcome, it is recommended for older players.
    Can I create my own town in Aurelia? Yes, you can craft and manage your own town in Aurelia using the Towny plugin.
    Are there specialized abilities in Aurelia? Yes, you can hone your skills and unlock specialized abilities through the MCMMO plugin.
    Is there a Discord server for Aurelia? Yes, you can join the Aurelia Discord server using the provided link: https://discord.gg/aurelia

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server

    Tales of the Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us as we countdown to the 25th anniversary with daily events and challenges that will blow your mind. Want to take a break from building and mining? How about a thrilling game of two-player mahjong with your fellow players? Trust us, you’ve never experienced mahjong like this before!

    And if you’re a fan of manga, you’re in luck because we have exclusive access to Volume 10, 11, and 12 before they’re even released to the public! Dive into the world of epic adventures and jaw-dropping plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden secrets and treasures that will make your jaw drop!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 24
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – /dft/! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking about your weirdest fetishes, posting tags that will make you blush, and of course, jerking off with your fellow players.

    In our latest edition, we’re hosting a late-night snack run where players can compete to see who can gather the most bizarre snacks from the virtual world. Will you find the elusive pickled pig’s feet or the legendary chocolate-covered crickets? Only time will tell in this wacky adventure.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

    So why wait? Join /dft/ today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 42 Dimension Hops: 7
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 2990
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Void Armor Forged: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ToiletTroubleMC

    ToiletTroubleMC
    Are you tired of dealing with crappy situations like a broken toilet that won’t flush? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the real world where you have to deal with MIL’s broken toilet and instead, embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

    On our server, you can build your own luxurious bathroom with golden toilets that never clog! No more buckets of water needed to flush down your problems. And forget about canceling trips or missing work due to flare-ups, because in our world, you’ll be too busy slaying dragons and mining diamonds to even think about your bowels.

    So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to drama and hello to endless fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual plumbers are the best in town and they accept payment in diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and flush away your troubles!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Potions Brewed: 40 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Astral Staffs Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • PixelBodyMakeover

    PixelBodyMakeover
    Are you tired of being stuck with the same old boring body in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can transform your body into anything you want! Want to have wings and fly like a majestic bird? Done! Want to have tentacles and be the ultimate underwater creature? Easy peasy! Join our server and let your wildest body transformation dreams come true! Who needs plastic surgery when you have Minecraft magic at your fingertips? Join now and become the most fabulous and fantastical creature in the blocky world!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • GammaMc

    GammaMc

    1.8x – 1.21.xGammaMc: Celebrating over a decade of top-tier gameplay! Dive into our legendary network with popular game modes like SURVIVAL, SKYBLOCK, FACTIONS, and more. Join our thriving community of passionate players and experience the best in gaming with GammaMc!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • STWForALL

    STWForALL

    Not yet, but soon the Future of Minecraft! We are currently in Beta which means you shouldn’t expect too much! You can play Survival, Prison and even create your own Realm! There’s more to come and it’s going to be a great Minecraft Server!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Ores Mined: 529 Farms Harvested: 306
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Animals Bred: 150

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server

    Kiwii Fuvkkkk Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Kiwii Fuvkkkk! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Kiwii Fuvkkkk and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the treasure chest was guarded by a pack of dancing llamas wearing top hats! Only those with the best dance moves could access the loot!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cavern. Hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past flaming zombies and exploding creepers!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our exclusive boss battle against a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right – a giant chicken with laser eyes! Defeat it and earn the title of Chicken Slayer, revered by all on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Kiwii Fuvkkkk today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady

    Beautiful Minecraft SMP Lady
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough – shiny, rare, and totally worth mining for!

    Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a chicken who thinks it’s a ninja to a villager who speaks only in Shakespearean insults, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the land and diamonds grow on trees. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 4541 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magic Items Found: 6487
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • FireCraft Minecraft Server

    FireCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, we got ammunition depots on fire like in Russia, but without the drones, just pure chaos and destruction!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant explosion rocks the server, sending you flying into the air like a majestic flying pig. But don’t worry, you’ll land safely in a pool of lava, because safety first, right?

    And the best part? We have photo evidence of all the madness, so you can show off to your friends how badass you are for surviving the chaos. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where every day is like a Michael Bay movie on steroids?

    So come join us and experience the thrill of dodging explosions and fighting off mobs in a world where anything can happen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a fire extinguisher, cuz things tend to get lit around here.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Dimension Hops: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Demon Skulls Collected: 21

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!

    CraftyCopsPK: Blasphemy Busters!
    hey u, ya u, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should. first of all, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yea, u heard me right, laser eyes.

    also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. ain’t nobody messin’ with our server, yo.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, literally.

    so come join us on this crazy adventure and let’s build some epic stuff together. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • The horror

    The horror

    Here at Ikara Network, We strive to be the best server for all your competitive needs. With that in mind we have also prepared multiple ways to keep our server competitive and active like making our server accessible from versions 1.7 to the latest and also bedrock support. Our Network consists of multiple game modes including Practice, Factions, and much more! As the server grows, we plan on expanding our network in any way possible that we see will benefit our community.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • CruelCrafts

    CruelCrafts

    Welcome to Cruel Crafts, the ultimate Minecraft challenge! Dive into a world brimming with over 600 unique structures and 300+ distinctive mobs, each designed to push your survival skills to their limits. Forge alliances and gather friends as you navigate. Tame your dragons and be the most powerful and wealthy player.

    Build your own thriving city, engage with sophisticated AI NPCs through minecolonies, and master an intricate economy (lightman’s currency). Claim your land and shape your destiny in an ever-evolving world. Explore extraordinary dimensions like the Twilight Forest, the Aether, Blueskies, The Abyss, and Deeper and Darker, all contributing to a rich and immersive experience.

    Are you ready to test your mettle and rise to the challenge? Join Cruel Crafts and prove your survival skills in a Minecraft experience like no other!

    CHALLENGE: 100$ to whoever reaches level 5 town on minecolonies.

    Giveaways and challenges on discord.

    Updated September 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 179
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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