Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, mental health, smp, go out, Help

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

Crafty English Learning Minecraft Server

career advancement, language learning tips, language learning resources, language certification, language acquisition

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old job, dreaming of a raise that seems out of reach? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join our server and you’ll magically absorb English skills faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. Our virtual world is filled with English-speaking villagers, who will teach you everything from basic greetings to advanced grammar. And here’s the best part – every time you level up your English skills, you’ll get a virtual raise in Minecraft coins! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch your salary soar to new heights – both in the game and in real life!

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Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

メロン Edition, Stable, LoRAs, AI boorus, models

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with melons, madness, and mayhem! Our server is so epic, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our melons are genetically modified to give you superpowers in-game. Eat one and watch as you soar through the sky like a majestic chicken.

2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.

3. Our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing dragon who demands sacrifices of diamonds and emeralds. Can you defeat him and claim his treasure?

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Will you find it and become the ruler of the Cheeseverse?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen… they’re always up to no good.

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Skill Issue SMP

proximity voice chat, Survival World, PvP, Minecraft, Anarchy

The way to join is by in the ip you type it then add a colon and write the port! This server is lifesteal that uses proximity voice chat too. It is a regular survival world but anarchy! Join and experience the best server ever!

78.129.254.45:25605

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Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

Royale.., success, Server, victorious nation, Champions

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret alliance with Russia and they have officially won the Minecraft world domination competition. So if you want to be on the winning team, this is the place to be!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the sky on your very own diamond-encrusted pig, raining riches down on all your jealous friends below.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden underground city populated entirely by friendly zombies who just want to trade you rare items in exchange for brains. It’s a win-win situation – you get cool loot, they get a tasty snack.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie uprising). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP

Bitch, Bitchtits, I am, long tail tags, Minecraft

Hey there, you absolute legends! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, because our resident superhero, Captain Bitchtits, swoops in to save the day with his trusty pet llama, Mr. Fuzzybottoms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block you mine turns into a delicious taco. And on Wednesdays, we have a dance party with the Endermen – those guys really know how to bust a move!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to give it a high-five – it’s good luck!

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New Server IP

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

Crafty English Learning Minecraft Server

Minecraft SMP – Stable Diffusion General

Skill Issue SMP

Blocky Battle Royale Minecraft Server

Bitch Tits Minecraft SMP