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CousinCraft: Get a Job, Emo!

ableist, aita, arrangement, Behavior, Chewing, cousin, CousinCraft, emo, emotional needs, employment, family, Girlfriend, Job, Lease, mental health, moving out, Peeing, presentation, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, support dog, unemployed

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4172
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pesky roommates and their unruly pets? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! No emotional support dogs allowed, only friendly wolves who won’t pee on your floors or chew up your furniture.

Our server is a safe space for all players, no need for emotional support animals here! Plus, we have a strict no drama policy – if someone starts barking up the wrong tree, they’ll be swiftly kicked out (just like that pesky dog).

Join us and leave your real-life problems behind – because who needs a “fur baby” when you can have a pixelated pet instead? Let’s build a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie invasions. See you in the game!

MasturbateManiac Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, EMBARRASSING, Forbidden, funny, INTIMATE, MasturbateManiac, Masturbation, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, Personal, Private, Public, quirky, Risky, self pleasure, smp, Solo, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place to play Minecraft ever! I once saw a player build a giant statue of a chicken twerking, it was so random and hilarious. And the admins are like these mythical creatures who grant wishes if you sacrifice a stack of diamonds to them. I heard a rumor that there’s a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party together. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles, it’s like a wild west showdown but with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself, you won’t regret it!

BlockheadAssassin

10. Difficult colleagues, 11. Negative workplace culture, 12. Toxic coworkers, 13. Unpleasant work environments, 14. Workplace conflict, 15. Bad behavior at work, 16. Difficult professions, 17. Dealing with difficult people, 18. Managing toxic coworkers, 19. Workplace challenges, 2. Workplace culture, 20. Professionalism issues., 3. Professional behavior, 4. Negative attitudes, 5. Toxic personalities, 6. Workplace dynamics, 7. Bad coworkers, 8. Unprofessional conduct, 9. Hostile work environments, BlockheadAssassin, Toxic work environments

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crops Grown:	7695	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

If you answered “griefers,” then you’re absolutely right! And guess what? Our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all the mischievous, trouble-making, block-breaking griefers out there!

Join our server if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players’ creations. Build a giant statue of a middle finger made entirely out of TNT? Sure, why not! Flood someone’s house with lava just for fun? Go for it! The possibilities for trolling are endless on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a special “Asshole of the Month” award for the player who causes the most mayhem and destruction. The winner gets a virtual trophy made of diamond blocks and bragging rights for being the biggest jerk on the server.

So if you’re tired of playing nice and following the rules on other servers, come join us and let your inner asshole shine! Just remember, all is fair in love and Minecraft.

PowerCoupleCraft

absolute power, amendment, authoritarian, central america, constitution, constitutional change, controversial, Democracy, Dictatorship, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Nicaragua, Ortega regime, political control, political reform, Politics, power, PowerCoupleCraft, president, ruling couple, Wife

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Divine Spears Created:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

So, like, this server is like the Nicaragua of Minecraft servers. We have this super cool feature where the president and his wife have ABSOLUTE POWER. Like, they can do whatever they want, man. It’s like a crazy power trip, but in a fun Minecraft way.

Join our server for the thrill of living under a virtual dictatorship! Build your empire and try to overthrow the president and his wife. It’s like a virtual revolution, but with blocks and stuff.

Plus, we have the best parties in all of Minecraft. The president and his wife throw the wildest ragers, with unlimited virtual drinks and non-stop dancing. It’s like a pixelated paradise, man.

So come join our server and experience the madness of Nicaragua in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	445
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	250
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2070
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Enchantments Applied:	252	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3414
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchantments Applied:	86	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3131
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4848
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7569	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Votes:	9143
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8192
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2794
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Star Shards Collected:	289	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9077	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3