Tots-n-Temperament EatsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7037
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magic Items Found:	3193
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1652
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Enchantments Applied:	92	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4182
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
New Chunks Explored:	273744	Orbs of Power Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	13

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Ores Mined:	1883	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Enchantments Applied:	82
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5885
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Enchantments Applied:	281
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Ethereal Quests 1.21

attraction, DATING, double standards, equality, Ethereal, Expectations, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Men, modern society, Quests, relationships, societal expectations, societal norms, societal pressures, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, traditional values, Women

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	456	Endless Night Skies:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the cruel reality where pic rel will never get any pussy! We offer a world where even the most awkward players can become Minecraft studs and get all the virtual pussy they desire! Don’t be like pic rel, join us and unleash your inner Minecraft Chad!

CryCraft: Not Very Often

coping mechanisms, CryCraft, crying, emotional expression, emotional health, emotional honesty, emotional processing, emotional release, emotional well being, emotions, Honesty, mental health, Mental well-being, Mental Wellness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-care, Tears, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5332
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Villages Defended:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Farms Harvested:	807	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Votes:	2277

Do you cry more than you mine in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t help but shed a tear at its awesomeness. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and maybe even a few tears of laughter. So come on, grab your pickaxe and tissues, and join us on the most emotional Minecraft server out there!

CarbonCraft2025

#sustainability, carbon accounting, carbon allocation, carbon allowance, carbon budget, carbon consumption, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon management, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, CarbonCraft2025, climate change, climate crisis, environmental impact, environmental responsibility, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, wealthy individuals, World’s richest

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our minecraft server where we have the world’s richest players who have used up their carbon budget in just 10 days! watch as they build giant mansions made entirely of diamonds and gold blocks, emitting greenhouse gases like there’s no tomorrow. but don’t worry, our server is eco-friendly because we have virtual trees that absorb all the excess carbon dioxide. join us for a wild ride of luxury and environmental destruction, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t want to miss!

Côte d’Ivoire Crafty Parasites

Albendazole, Combination Treatment, cote, Cote d’Ivoire, Crafty, d’ivoire, Human Patients, Ivermectin, Low Sensitivity, Novel Species, PARASITES, trichuriasis, Trichuris incognita

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Enchantments Applied:	124
Dragon Eggs Found:	6090	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
New Chunks Explored:	772327	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Potions Brewed:	140	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

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oN thIs sErver, yOu cAn fInd tHe mOst ePic bUilds aNd tHe cOolest pLayErs arOund. wE’vE gOt mOre dIamonds thAn yOu cAn cOunt aNd mOre eNchantments thAn yOu cAn sHake a sTick aT!

bUt wHat rEally sEts uS aPart iS oUr cRaZy cOmmunity. wE’vE gOt pLayErs frOm aRound tHe wOrld, iNcluding sOme fRom côte d’ivoire! yOu nEver kNow wHat kInd Of aDventures yOu’ll hAve oN oUr sErver.

sO cOme jOin uS aNd eXperience tHe mOst oUtRageous, oUtlandish, aNd oUt Of tHis wOrld MiNeCraft sErver yOu’ll eVer sEe. yOu wOnt rEgret iT, pRomise!

Players:	102/700	Votes:	8833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	768	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9