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CraftyBridesmaidDrama

affordability, bridal party, bridesmaid costs, Communication, CraftyBridesmaidDrama, destination bachelorette party, financial boundaries, financial strain, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, Honesty, makeup costs, MONEY, travel expenses, wedding attire, wedding budget, wedding etiquette, wedding expenses, wedding participation, wedding planning

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2342
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	612	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendship doesn’t come with a price tag! Unlike being a bridesmaid in real life, on our server, you can be as broke as a joke and still have a blast!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun without breaking the bank. No need to worry about destination bachelorette parties or expensive dresses here – just grab your pickaxe and let’s mine our way to friendship!

So come on, don’t be an “asshole” like in real life, join our server and let’s make memories that won’t cost you a dime!

TextureHaterCraft

eating habits, food aversions, food avoidance, food choices, food dislikes, food habits, food phobias, food preferences, food sensitivities, food texture, picky eater, sensory issues, taste preferences, texture aversion, TextureHaterCraft

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Do you avoid certain foods because they feel like a slimy slug in your mouth? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that all virtual food will have the perfect texture! No more gagging over mushy bananas or squishy tomatoes, our pixelated cuisine will have you drooling for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Burger, a juicy masterpiece that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha. Legend has it that anyone who takes a bite of the Blocky Burger will gain superhuman building skills and the ability to mine diamonds with their bare hands. So join us now and feast like a king while building like a pro!

Sponsorship Reversed – The Minecraft Server

#endorsement, advertising, broadcasting, Commercial, Consumer, Deception, episode, false advertising, Listener, Manipulation, Marketing, Media, Message, Minecraft, opposite, Podcast, Promotion, reversed, Server, Show, sponsor, sponsored content, Sponsorship, tagline

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Potions Brewed:	52	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

So, like, this minecraft server is brought to you by NOT joining any other server, ya feel me? like, you don’t wanna be basic and join those other servers, you wanna join OURS. why, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they found a diamond sword with UNLIMITED POWER. yeah, you heard me right, UNLIMITED POWER. they were like, “woah, this server is lit fam, i’m never leaving!” and they lived happily ever after, slaying creepers and building epic castles.

but wait, there’s more. on our server, every block you break turns into a block of GOLD. yeah, you read that right, GOLD. so you’ll be rolling in riches in no time, building your own golden empire and flexing on all the other players.

oh, and did i mention that every time you defeat a zombie, it drops a stack of DIAMONDS? yeah, it’s like a bling bling party up in here. so come join our server, where the loot is insane, the adventures are wild, and the fun never stops. you won’t regret it, trust me.

MasterRealm

Adventure, Community, Crafting, Custom, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Loot, MasterRealm, Minigames, mobs, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, semi anarchy, server discord, server ip, Survival, survival server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5575
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Master Realm Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Anarchy World with Vanilla++
Challenge Elitemobs
Slimefun Crafting
Cross-Platform Support
Vanilla World Border

FAQ

Q: What are the rules on Master Realm?

A: The rules are simple – No XRAY, No Hacks. Play fair and enjoy the challenge!

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play on the server?

A: Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome to join the chaos on Master Realm.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the IP: 194.153.216.145:25573 to connect and claim your spot!

Q: Is there a Discord server for Master Realm?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GqdNzxg77W

Sky and Serene Isles 1.20.3

1.20.3, Isles, Serene, SKY

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	225	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Himmel and Heiter are like the ultimate duo of chaos and destruction? Like, they did nothing wrong, but everything right in the world of blocky adventures! Join this server if you wanna experience the wildest ride of your life, where the only rule is to have no rules at all! Trust me, you won’t regret diving into this madness of epic proportions! Let’s gooooo!

PainfulPunchline – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Cruel, Cutting, Devastating, emotional, Harsh, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreaking, hurtful, insensitive, Minecraft, PAINFUL, painful conversations, painful experiences, painful memories, painful past, painful quotes, painful relationships, painful truths, painful words, PainfulPunchline, smp, Words

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SMP FOR THE MOST EPIC AND INSANE FUN EVER! We have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers out of their butts, and unicorns that poop out diamonds! Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who will make sure you have the time of your life. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items that only the bravest players can find. So come join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

CraftMastersGuild

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	534
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Are you tired of mining for hours on end in Minecraft just to find a measly amount of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have diamond-filled caves that literally rain diamonds on you as soon as you step foot inside!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a team of trained pigs that will do all the mining for you while you sit back and relax in your virtual mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our server and live the life of luxury in Minecraft like never before! Who needs to mine when you can have everything handed to you on a silver platter (or in this case, a diamond platter)?

Sunblock City

10. skin health, 11. sun care products, 12. sun damage, 13. sun exposure, 14. broad spectrum, 15. sunblock lotion, 16. sun protection cream, 17. sun protection factor, 18. sun protection spray, 19. sun protection for sensitive skin, 2. sunscreen, 20. sun protection for children., 3. sun protection, 4. skincare, 5. UV protection, 6. sun safety, 7. sunblock, 8. SPF, 9. sunburn prevention, city, Coppertone, Sunblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

lol come join our minecraft server, where we make sunscreen that makes the sun go away! yep, you heard right, no more sunburns or tans, just pure darkness all day long.

we started off making sunscreen to make you look like a lobster, but then we thought, why not make it so the sun doesn’t even touch you at all? genius, right?

so if you want to play minecraft in eternal darkness and never worry about the sun again, join us on our server. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

Bat Migration Turbine Trouble

Bat, bat deaths, Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, curtailment, environmental conservation, environmental impact, Females, France, long-distance migrants, Migration, migration patterns, mortality, NE Europe, noctule bats, renewable energy, study, Trouble, Turbine, Urgent, wildlife, wildlife protection, wind turbines

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

join our epic minecraft server and save the bats from wind turbines! we have a special quest where you have to build giant fans to blow the bats away from danger. but be careful, some bats are actually secret agents trying to take over the world! defeat them and save the day, all while building the coolest base in the land. come join us and be a bat-saving hero! 🦇💨🦸‍♂️ #SaveTheBats #MinecraftMadness

Edible Vomit 30mins 1.20.1

1.20.1, 30mins, Cannabis, cannabis edibles, Consumption, Edible, Edibles, edibles vs smoking, effects, Experience, HIGH, ingestion, Marijuana, marijuana edibles, Nausea, Potency, potency levels, reaction, side effects, Thc, tolerance, tolerance levels, vomit, vomiting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Towns Built:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Yo, bro, forget about edibles making you puke, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be vomiting is rainbows and unicorns!

We got so much epicness going on, you’ll be tripping balls in a good way, not from some nasty edible.

Build your own crazy creations, battle mobs like a boss, and make friends who are way cooler than those stoners who can’t handle their weed.

Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a psychedelic trip without the puking. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

NoMoreFootyWifey

anger, college football, Communication, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional reactions, football, game day, husband, Marriage dynamics, Negativity, NFL, NoMoreFootyWifey, outbursts, personal boundaries, quality time, relationships, self-care, sports, team loyalty

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Are you tired of watching football games with your husband who turns into a raging, chair-hitting, wall-punching maniac whenever his team is playing? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of football fandom!

On our server, you can build your own virtual football stadium and watch games without the fear of flying chairs or insults hurled at the TV. Our community is filled with kind, thoughtful players who will cheer on every touchdown and laugh at every ridiculous mistake without turning into angry beasts.

So say goodbye to the negativity and pessimism of football games with your husband and say hello to a world of fun and laughter in Minecraft. Join now and let the games begin!

Opinion2Diamonds – Minecraft SMP

altered mindset, altered opinions, changing attitudes, changing beliefs, changing outlook, childhood beliefs, developing mindset, evolving beliefs, evolving ideas, evolving perspectives, growing up, matured perspectives, maturing thoughts, Minecraft, Opinion2Diamonds, Opinions, personal growth, shifting opinions, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, smp, transformed beliefs, transformed mindset

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	369	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Villages Defended:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the most epic server ever! Like, one time, I was building a house and a creeper came and blew it up but then a unicorn appeared out of nowhere and gave me a diamond sword to defeat it, it was wild! And the best part is, if you join this server, you get a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs, it’s lit fam. Plus, there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and if you find it, you become the king of the server and everyone has to bow down to you, it’s so epic. So come join us and let’s have some crazy adventures together, trust me, you won’t regret it!

ScandalCraft: NeverForget!

#neverforget, controversial scandals, forgotten controversies, forgotten scandals, historical scandals, infamous scandals, media scandals, memorable scandals, overlooked scandals, political scandals, public scandals, scandal cover-ups, ScandalCraft, scandalous behavior, scandalous events, scandalous history, scandalous incidents, scandalous news, scandalous revelations, scandals, unethical scandals

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Votes:	8988	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchantments Applied:	100
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Remember that time when Herobrine tried to take over the server but got distracted by a group of dancing chickens? Or when a player accidentally turned their house into a giant pink unicorn? And let’s not forget the Great Diamond Heist of ’69 where players dressed up as creepers to steal all the precious gems! Join our server and create your own unforgettable moments that will go down in Minecraft history!

NordicCraft: Umerov’s Aid Fund

2025, aid, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense budget, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, european security, foreign policy, fund, geopolitical strategy, global affairs, humanitarian assistance, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military intervention, military support, NordicCraft, norway, peacekeeping efforts, Ukraine, Umerov, Umerovs

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6942
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Emeralds Found:	4229	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have NORWAY giving out $2 billion in military aid for UKRAINE in 2025! like, what even is that?!?! you can build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! who needs real life when you can have this kind of craziness in Minecraft, amirite?!?! Join now and be a part of the most insane virtual war ever seen in the gaming world! Let’s gooooooo!

Bubble Wrap Fat Cells – Cartilage Cushion

adipose cells, anatomy, biology, Body, Bubble, bubble wrap, cartilage, cells, CUSHION, cushioning, fat, Fat cells, fatty cells, Function, health, Medical, research, Revealed, Science, Support, tissue, undescribed, wrap

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

OMG u guys, dis server is like the bubble wrap of Minecraft! we got fatty cells dat look like fat cells but dey actually protect and support ur builds like no other! u can build da craziest structures and dey will be safe and sound thanks to our magical bubble wrap cells! join now and experience da ultimate protection for ur creations, it’s like havin a personal bodyguard for ur blocks! come see for urself and be amazed by da wonders of da bubble wrap server!

Players:	105/700	Votes:	7637
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Emeralds Found:	5313	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5