TotemMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sugar Rush Kingdom

Burdens, cardiovascular disease, chronic disease, epidemiology, global health, health disparities, health impact, health interventions, health outcomes, health policy, Kingdom, non-communicable diseases, obesity, preventive measures, public health, risk factors, Rush, Sugar, sugar consumption, sugar-sweetened beverages, sugary drinks, type 2 diabetes, worldwide study

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
New Chunks Explored:	106353	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Votes:	6657

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the evil sugar-sweetened beverages that are causing type 2 diabetes and cardiovascular disease in 184 countries! we are on a mission to save the world, one pixelated block at a time.

build your own sugar-free kingdom, fight off the soda monsters, and collect healthy snacks to boost your energy. we have epic quests, crazy challenges, and even a secret recipe for a potion that will make you invincible (spoiler alert: it’s just water with a splash of lemon juice).

so grab your pickaxe, put on your diamond armor, and join us in the fight against the sugary scourge. together, we can conquer diabetes and heart disease in the most ridiculous way possible – by playing minecraft!

Lost in the Pixel Forest 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, coping, emotional intelligence, Failure, Forest, growth mindset., Loser, Lost, mental health, motivation, moving on, perseverance, PIXEL, positive thinking, resilience, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-care, Support, Therapy

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7708
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Lol, bro, join this Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about being a loser again!

We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you, you’ll be too busy having fun to even remember what losing feels like.

Plus, our community is full of the coolest and weirdest players around, so you’ll fit right in with all the other misfits and weirdos.

Don’t be a loser, be a winner and join our server today!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ores Mined:	1703	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	142	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5379
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	870
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1343
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	169	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Villages Defended:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2858
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	9299	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	9262	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Emeralds Found:	5959	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	115	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	4732	Astral Projections Made:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Star Shards Collected:	58	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Star Shards Collected:	230	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	9092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4