TotemMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Void Armor Forged:	17
Divine Spears Created:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	872803
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8769
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5072
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	11

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ores Mined:	4187
Meteorites Collected:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2693
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Buildings Constructed:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	4721
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Crops Grown:	5999

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mines Excavated:	3555
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Love Letters Sent:	17
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1232	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Zombie Dances:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Animals Bred:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	2

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Aqua Free Zone 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aqua, body balance, daily habits, dehydration, drinking less water, Experiment, free, Headaches, health, health benefits, health goals, hydration, hydration levels, Hydration tips, lifestyle changes, listen to your body, migraine relief, overhydration, self-care, water intake, wellness, wellness journey, Zone

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join our server and say goodbye to headaches forever! Why? Because our pixelated world is so epic, you won’t even remember what a headache feels like! It’s like drinking a potion of awesomeness every time you log in. So ditch the water and dive into our server for the ultimate gaming experience. Let’s get blocky, baby!

NormsBeGone

breaking norms, challenging norms, cultural norms, Individuality, nonconformity, norm critique, norm rebellion, norm resistance, NormsBeGone, outdated norms, peer pressure, social change, social conformity, social norms, societal conventions, societal expectations, societal pressure, societal rules, societal standards, traditional norms

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7783
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Runes Activated:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mines Excavated:	4438
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms holding you back? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all that nonsense! We believe in breaking the rules and having a blast while doing it. Want to wear a pumpkin on your head all day? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! Our server is a place where anything goes and the crazier, the better. So come join us and let your freak flag fly high!

ParisCraft Server: Double the Fun!

alternative transportation, bike lanes, bike-sharing programs, city planning, cycling, cycling culture, double, eco-friendly, environmental benefits, Fun, Infrastructure, massive investment, Numbers, one year, Paris, ParisCraft, public health, Server, Stopping, sustainable, Transportation, urban development, Urban mobility

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245

lol come join our minecraft server, where the cycling numbers double in one year thanks to massive investment in pixelated bikes! we got piggyback rides and llama races that will make you question reality. the sheep even wear helmets, it’s wild. and guess what? it’s not stopping, we’re gonna keep on pedaling until we reach the end of the blocky world. so grab your pickaxe and hop on a bike, because this server is where the real adventure begins.

Players:	91/200	Votes:	8233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1