TotallyNotSuspicious

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	17
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Towns Built:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Endless Night Skies:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!) INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people.

Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America – with 20 TPS constantly
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing. MINI SEASONS

Inbetween seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December! If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5908
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8007
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	460	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4060
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	876
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Zombie Dances:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8480
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Chimeras Created:	4

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7906
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	5042
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5781
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Villages Defended:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Emeralds Found:	2334	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Animals Bred:	45
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!