TotallyNotSuspicious

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1396
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2184	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Apply here: https://discord.gg/vPqyu9dPJ7

(Applications are rarely denied unless there is a lack of effort!) INFORMATION

TotallyNotSuspicious is an SMP established in 2018, focused on creating an environment where interactions between members are highly valued – the primary goal is for the community to be inclusive of all people.

Every member is welcome to join with open arms; no one is judged here.

Why should you join us?

Servers hosted in North America – with 20 TPS constantly
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums
Ticket systems, answered immediately
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Organized Dragon Fights and other various events.

DISCORD

Our server uses Discord for communication, for events/updates. Joining the Discord is required in order to be whitelisted on the server, but applying is simple and easy, with the process being completed within the Discord Server. Alternatively, the role of Discord Member is available – if you would just like to chat and/or join the server without playing. MINI SEASONS

Inbetween seasons, we host custom modded mini seasons, lasting around a month – usually starting in December and June! These can range from snowy adventures with magic, to high tech summer modpacks. The current ongoing miniseason started on the 15th of December! If you’d also like to see a few images of spawn from previous seasons; https://imgur.com/gallery/0PEiH5n

Restful Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, Calm, Don’t worry, Haven, just, just resting, mental health, Peace, Recovery, recuperation, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, REST, restful, resting, self-care, Serene, shes, stress relief, Tranquil, worry

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchantments Applied:	118
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Votes:	2943	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	125	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, so you can customize your gameplay to the extreme!

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of friendly zombies ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together!

Plus, our events are crazier than a llama on a trampoline – you won’t believe the shenanigans we get up to!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Jump in and join the madness! Just remember, “Don’t worry, she’s just resting.” Uh, wait, what does that even mean? Who cares, just join the server already!

FesterCraft Minecraft Server

family acceptance, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family humor, family nicknames, family peace, family reconciliation, family tension, family traditions, family unity, FesterCraft, Minecraft, parenting, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, uncle relationships

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of dealing with your grumpy, competitive, and pushy uncle during family gatherings? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life family drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual family where you can choose who to interact with and who to avoid. No more awkward board game competitions or forced nicknames from annoying relatives!

And if you ever feel like venting about your uncle, feel free to share your hilarious stories with our community. Who knows, maybe we’ll even create a special Uncle Fester character in the game just for laughs!

So come join us on our server and leave your family drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WeddingCraft2021

Best Friend, bridezilla, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, friendship, loyalty, maid of honor, mutual friends, non-refundable, once in a lifetime, prioritize, vacation conflict, wedding date, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding party, wedding planning, wedding stress, WeddingCraft2021

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6148
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5997	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	423	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you drama that’s juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us and experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a wedding feud between a bride and her maid of honor. Witness the epic battle of wills as the bride refuses to change her wedding date for her bestie’s “once in a lifetime” vacation. Will the maid of honor make it to the wedding in time? Will the bride be labeled a bridezilla for standing her ground? Only on our server will you find such outrageous stories and crazy conflicts. So come on in and join the fun – who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of your own wild wedding drama!

BadAdviceMinecraftSMP

advice blunders, advice errors, advice fails, advice faux pas, advice gone wrong, advice misconceptions, advice mishaps, advice missteps, advice mistakes, advice myths, advice pitfalls, advice slip-ups, advice to avoid, bad advice, BadAdviceMinecraftSMP, common advice, misguided advice, poor advice, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, worst advice

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6011
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the fun, bro. We got like, a million diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like, super buff and ready to take you down. But don’t worry, we got this one dude who’s like, a pro at killing them. He’s got this secret weapon called the “Carrot of Doom” and it’s like, unstoppable.

But wait, there’s more! We have this legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map, and if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken. Yeah, you heard me right, a magical chicken. And rumor has it that one of the wishes is unlimited pizza for life. I mean, who wouldn’t want that, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have this one guy who’s always building giant statues of himself everywhere. It’s kinda weird, but hey, it adds to the charm, right? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, bro. Join now!

MineShift: Life-Changer

belief system, empowerment, growth mindset., inner transformation, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., mental shift, mindset change, mindset reset, mindset shift, MineShift, new outlook, personal development, personal growth, perspective change, positive mindset, positive thinking, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, transformation

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	32
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a few measly diamonds? Are you sick of getting griefed by trolls every time you build something amazing? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos. We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Chicken of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Redstone Revolution

Equipment, equipment shortages, media reports, Military, military equipment shortages, military media reports, military stockpile, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russia equipment shortages, Russia media reports, russia military, Russia military stockpile, shortages, Soviet era, Soviet-era equipment, Soviet-era media reports, Soviet-era military, Soviet-era stockpile, Stockpile

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	60
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

come join our server, where we have so much military stockpile, even russia is jealous! we got tanks, guns, and even nukes for you to play with! imagine the chaos you can cause with all this power at your fingertips.

we have shortages of equipment because our players are constantly blowing stuff up, so you better join quick before it’s all gone!

come be a part of our crazy world where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional explosion). trust us, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Space Swine Ammonia Inequities

air pollution, air quality, ammonia, black communities, environmental disparities, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental justice, environmental racism, environmental studies, Hispanic communities, indigenous communities, Industrial Swine Facilities, Inequities, Nh3, pollution monitoring, remote sensing, satellite data, Space, space technology, Swine, Swine Operations

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5662
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story. So, like, this server is so lit that even NASA is checking it out, man! They’re using satellite data to track all the crazy stuff happening on this server, like industrial swine facilities and air pollution inequities. Can you believe it? We’re so popular, even aliens wanna play with us!

And get this, the ammonia levels on this server are off the charts, especially in the Black, Hispanic, and Indigenous communities. It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally fun way! So, if you wanna be part of this wacky adventure and see some out-of-this-world pollution levels, then join us now! Who needs clean air when you can have a blast on this server, am I right? Let’s get polluting, baby!

We survive and build cities ⭐ on Sundays /Fly 💫 server minecraft

alliances, Citybuild, conquests, construction, Countries, crazyenchans, Economy, Empty, Enchantments, flight mode, Guns, KingdomsX, Mayor, mob army, Nations, No Private, No Wipes, Pacifist, plot quests, Plugin, PvP, Roleplay, Russian-speaking community, Survival, Territories, TRADES, Urban planning, Vanilla, Wars

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	159115	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Build and develop your city, the CityBuild project only starts, a new map, without wipes and lawlessness, a comfortable build chill. In addition to survival and construction, plot quests are added on the server, which are only an addition to the main concept of urban planning. You do not have to go through them, but still if you pass, then in the final epilogue you will find unprecedented wealth and glory!

The city is recorded through the Kingdomsx plugin teams. This plugin allows you to regulate the settings of the assigned territories and structures, create mob army, buy guns with various shells, conquer lands or conclude alliances for trade, as well as much more. Privat works through the appropriation of territories, a link and manuals on this plugin on the pages of the server (TG VK Discord)

Daily shares are thought out on the server. For example, on Sunday, all players will be available to flight mode using the /Fly team. So we get closer to the sky!

By the way about the conquests of territories. If you do not want to register in the wars, you can make your city pacifist, in this case you will not have to fight or defend yourself from intrusions. You will enjoy the world and harmony of your state.

In addition to cities, you can also create nations and countries. And every week the state is given the opportunity to re -elect the mayor.

The server also has a Crazyenchans plugin. The plugin expands the list of available enchantments, while adding very much imbalance, 3×3 picks with automatic remelting.

All CityBuild plugins were manually translated and adapted to the Russian -speaking community. Due to this our project, CityBuild is the only and unique. In other words, this can only be found with us.

s25.joinserver.xyz:25989

Sparked SMP

Active, admins, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Environment, Experience, Friends, hermitcraft, java, long term, Mature, Minecraft, Mods, Resets, rules, Server, smp, sparked, Whitelist, world

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Void Armor Forged:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About Us:	An experienced team of admins, some with over 5 years of experience running servers of this style!
	Active members, who are prepared to be dedicated to the server once it launches
	LONG-TERM world, no random resets if the player count ever drops
	Our server strives towards making friends and creating a close-knit mature hermitcraft style environment (18+)
	No land claims/ chest locks, as vanilla as possible!
	Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing as well as a whitelist
	Some optional mods and data packs like player head drops & proximity voice chat!

While the server won’t be up for a few more days, you can join the discord now to apply and learn more about us! http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, please join our Discord and follow the application process outlined there.

2. Do you have any age restrictions?

Yes, our server is intended for players aged 18 and above.

3. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, we have strict rules against discrimination, hacking, and griefing. Please refer to our server guidelines for more information.

4. Can I use mods on the server?

Some mods and data packs are allowed on the server, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat. Please make sure to check with the admins before using any mods.

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, adult novelty, adult toys, Bedroom fun, discreet pleasure, Echoes, Ethereal, Fleshlight Faces, intimate accessories, intimate moments, intimate products, IRL edition, lifelike texture, male pleasure, masturbation aid, pleasure products, realistic feel, realistic sex toys, self pleasure, sensual experience, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness, solo play

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Buildings Constructed:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt blocks.

You’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time, with more resources than you can shake a pickaxe at. And get this, the mobs are so dumb, they make zombie pigmen look like Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got custom plugins that’ll blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house. And the community? They’re crazier than a chicken riding a pig.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a Minecraft adventure that’ll make you question reality more than a glitchy enderman. Let’s get this block party started!

MomDontTripServer

adult relationships, adulting, anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, family dynamics, helicopter parent, Immigrating, INDEPENDENCE, LDR, long-distance relationship, MomDontTripServer, mother-daughter relationship, overbearing mother, overprotective, parental expectations, personal space, social media, stress-free trip

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of your Minecraft server being like an overbearing mother, constantly checking in on you and not giving you any space to breathe? Well, look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the helicopter parenting of other servers.

Join us and experience the freedom to build and explore without someone constantly looking over your shoulder. No more texts from admins asking where you are or what you’re doing – on our server, you can fly under the radar and just enjoy the game.

Just like the OP’s mom showing up unannounced to help with DIY projects, our server is full of surprises. You never know what crazy events or challenges you might encounter while playing. It’s like a rollercoaster ride of excitement and unpredictability!

So, say goodbye to the overbearing servers that make you feel like a child, and join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boundaries when you can have endless fun and laughter instead?

ShowStopperMinecraftSMP

binge watching, Characters, Decline, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing endings, disappointing sequels, Entertainment, favorite shows, great beginnings, Plot, Popular Shows, Quality, Seasons, shows to avoid, ShowStopperMinecraftSMP, storytelling, television, Television series, television shows, TV series, tv shows

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

OMG, like have you heard about this amazeballs Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally the best thing since sliced bread, I swear! Like, the first season was lit AF, but then it went downhill faster than a pig on a rollercoaster, you feel me? But like, don’t worry, because now they’ve got this new season starting and it’s gonna be lit like a creeper on fire, I’m telling you!

So, like, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because they have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like seriously, they make the Taj Mahal look like a dirt hut. And the players on the server are like, total legends, they’ve slayed more Ender Dragons than you’ve had hot dinners, I swear! Plus, there’s this one guy who once rode a pig off a cliff and survived, like what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! If you join this Minecraft SMP, you’ll get to participate in the most epic PvP battles this side of the Nether. Like, you’ll be fighting off hordes of zombies and skeletons like it’s nobody’s business, and you’ll be doing it all while riding on the back of a llama wearing diamond armor. I mean, come on, how can you resist that kind of epicness?!

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server of all time, then you better hop on board before the Ender Dragon eats all the cake. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDeathMatch

Afterlife, BlockyDeathMatch, death, demise, destiny, End.., eternal rest, Expiration, expiration date, fate, final destination, final hour, grim reaper, how you’d die, last breath, Life, long tail tag, mortality, Tag, username

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Farms Harvested:	587

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret potion that turns all your enemies into adorable baby chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen PvP like this before!

But that’s not all, oh no. We also have a magical unicorn that roams the server, granting wishes to anyone who can catch it. Want infinite diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a bird? You got it. Want a sandwich that never runs out of peanut butter? Well, we can’t promise that one, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

And let’s not forget about our legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that deep within the mines lies a chest filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the path to the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. A giant chicken. With. Laser. Eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your username is how you’d die…unless you can outsmart that laser-eyed chicken, of course. Good luck!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, activism, air travel, carbon footprint, climate change, climate crisis, compensation, Court, EcoWarriorCraft, Emissions, environmental impact, environmentalist, FIRED, German, green technology, lawsuit, Legal, refusing, renewable energy, Researcher, travel

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Magic Items Found:	7867
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ores Mined:	5155
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

so like, this server is so lit that even german climate change researchers are getting in on the action! this one dude got fired for not wanting to fly in a plane, but then he came to our server and won mad cash from the court! like, who needs air travel when you can just chill on our server and build epic stuff, amirite? come join us and maybe you’ll win a court case too, who knows! 😂🌍💸 #climatechange #minecraftmadness

Itchy Scratchy Crafty Land

Bacteria, Bacterial infection, Combat, Crafty, Dermatology, HARMFUL, health, immune response, immune system, inflammation, Inflammatory Response, Itch, Itchy, Land, Microbiome, scratching, scratching itch, scratching skin, Scratchy, skin, skin health, skin irritation, skin microbiota, trigger

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1469
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

so, like, this server is like the itch you can’t stop scratching, but in a good way, ya know? like, when you join, you’re gonna be hooked and never wanna leave. there’s like, crazy battles with giant chickens and lava monsters, man. and get this, scratching an itch can actually help you fight off bad bacteria on the server. it’s like, science and stuff. so, come join us and scratch away all your problems while having a blast in this wild Minecraft world.