TotallyNotSquidgy Vanilla Infested LGBTQ+ Joyful Whitelist Java Fabric Hermitcraft-like server! 🔥

[Dragon Fights], [Mini Seasons], Anti-Xray plugins, Communication, Diamond Economy, Discord, Events, Fabric, Hermitcraftlike, INFESTED, java, Joyful, Ledger, LGBTQ, Magic, Modded, North America, pokemon, Private ticket system, Semi Vanilla, Server, Space, Spawn, Suggestion forums, TotallyNotSquidgy, Vanilla, vault hunters modpack, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Star Shards Collected:	77	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Focus	Community interactions, inclusivity, and collaboration
Season 12 Start Date	2nd August
Server Members	350
Total Members	550

FAQ

How do I apply to join the server?

Apply by joining the Discord server and submitting the form in the #waitlist-form channel.

What time will Season 12 start?

Season 12 will start at 6am AEST / 8am NZST / 10am HST / 1pm PDT / 4pm EDT / 9pm BST / 10pm CET on the 2nd of August.

Why should I join TotallyNotSuspicious SMP?

Reasons to join include being hosted in North America, Discord integration, Voice Chat, Diamond economy, Anti-Xray plugins, organized events, and a welcoming community.

Do you host mini-seasons?

Yes, mini-seasons last around a month and may use custom modpacks.

Is being on the Discord server required?

Yes, Discord is required for communication and whitelisting on the server.

Can I join just for chatting without playing?

Yes, the role of Discord Member is available for chatting and breaks from playing.

Celestia Worldbuilding

Adventure, alliances, Battles, BUILD, celestia, Cities, collaborate, compete, Conquer, Experience, Explore, Gaming, Immersive, Minecraft, multiplayer, Semi Vanilla, Server, strategy, Trading, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Towns Built:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Celestia Worldbuilding Server

Description	A newly crafted worldbuilding server set at the dawn of a brand-new history. Players will collaborate and compete to forge alliances, conquer territories, establish trade routes, engage in battles, and construct sprawling cities, shaping the ever-evolving story of Celestia.
What is worldbuilding?	Worldbuilding combines factions, geopolitics, and light roleplay elements. Players will create and rewrite history as they conquer, colonize, trade, fight, and build, chronicled in the Celestia Wiki.
What can you do?	In Celestia, players can establish trade empires, lead kingdoms, or live as rogue adventurers. Success depends on strategy, creativity, and interactions with fellow players.

Join Celestia Worldbuilding today, and start creating YOUR legacy.

Discord Link: https://discord.gg/MeDeNenbse

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, click on the Discord link provided and follow the instructions in the server.
What are the main activities in Celestia?	Main activities include forging alliances, conquering territories, establishing trade routes, engaging in battles, and constructing cities.
Can I play as different roles in the server?	Yes, players can choose to be builders, fighters, diplomats, or explorers, with endless opportunities to shape the world.
Is there a wiki for the server’s history?	Yes, the Celestia Wiki chronicles the server’s evolving history, ensuring a rich tapestry of stories for all players.

Dreamscape Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bed.., Calm, Chill, comfort, Cozy, dreamscape, Escape, Haven, indulgence, Lazy, leisure, luxury, NAP, neetdom, Peaceful, Relaxation, relaxation time, REST, Retreat, self-care, Sleep, unwind

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	3130

Yo, listen up you blockheads! This Minecraft server is like a never-ending slumber party! You can have as many beds as you want, like seriously, build a whole castle made out of beds if you feel like it.

But wait, there’s more! Join this server and let go of all your worries and responsibilities. Who needs real life when you can just chill in Minecraft all day, am I right?

So come on, join us and embrace the neetdom lifestyle. It’s like a warm blanket of pure awesomeness, but in block form. Don’t miss out, join now!

AnxietyCraft: Boyfriend Edition Minecraft Server

advice, anxiety, AnxietyCraft, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, coping, Edition, emotional labor, Girlfriend, Guilt, Listening, mental health, Minecraft, PRESSURE, Reassurance, relationship, self improvement, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	243
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Dragon Scales Harvested:	311	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Looking for a place to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely zero existential crises.

Forget about your boyfriend’s constant need for reassurance and validation, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to worry about anyone else’s problems. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you conquer the virtual world.

So why waste your time dealing with relationship drama when you could be crafting your own virtual paradise? Join our server today and leave all your worries behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

JavaJackedCafeteria

adhd, advice, break room, coffee pot, Creamer, Frustration, GROUNDS, JavaJackedCafeteria, Kids, Late, meds, morning routine, Note, Petty, preschool, Request, school drop off, sensory issues, Siblings, Time management

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Animals Bred:	129
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	104
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Are you tired of dealing with coffee thieves and creamer hoarders in your workplace? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is a safe haven from such shenanigans! Join us and never worry about someone stealing your precious brew or labeling your creamer with “DO NOT USE” stickers.

On our server, you can brew as much coffee as your heart desires without anyone turning off the pot before you can even enjoy a sip. And if anyone dares to mess with your caffeine fix, you can take matters into your own hands and remove the offending pot from the premises (virtually, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of coffee-related drama and chaos. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating and relatable to real-life office struggles? Don’t be the bigger person, be the Minecraft player who takes charge of their coffee destiny!

FauxTrueStory Minecraft SMP

based on a true story, biopic, cinematic liberties, creative license, dramatized, embellished, Fabricated, FauxTrueStory, fictionalized, fictionalized account, historical fiction, historical inaccuracies, Hollywood, Inaccurate, inspired by true events, Minecraft, misleading, Movie, not true, Real Life Events, smp, true events, true story

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	4755
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

Lol, so like, have you heard of this Minecraft SMP server where the admins are actually aliens in disguise? Yeah, they pretend to be normal players but they’re actually from another planet trying to take over the Minecraft world. It’s like a real-life sci-fi movie, but in Minecraft form. And get this, the whole server is actually based on a true story that never happened! Like, how crazy is that? You gotta join this server if you wanna be part of the epic battle between humans and alien admins. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find hidden treasures and ride on flying pigs. It’s wild, man. So come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure ever!

DemolishCraft

Annihilation, complete destruction, DemolishCraft, demolition, demolition of old structures, Destruction, ELIMINATION, elimination of hatred, eradication, eradication of corruption, eradication of disease, eradication of evil, Extermination, extermination of pests, obliteration, obliteration of injustice, Termination, termination of harmful practices, total annihilation, wiping out

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Towns Built:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you can destroy anything and everything to your heart’s content!

Join us and unleash your inner demolition expert as you blow up villages, set fire to forests, and unleash chaos upon the land. Need a break from all the destruction? No problem! Take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool or relax in our creeper-infested hot tub.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon made entirely out of TNT. Will you be brave enough to face the explosive beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the mayhem begin! Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos).

ConspiracyCraft

alliances, Anarchy, BETRAYAL, carve, Chaos, ConspiracyCraft, eternal contest, impose, Legacy, Meek, Minecraft, power, Proving Ground, PvP, Server, strength, Struggle, Survival, Trust, Void, Will

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1789
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

ConspiracyCraft Server Overview

Server Name	ConspiracyCraft
Server Type	Survival Minecraft
IP Address	conspiracycraft.net
Discord	Discord Server

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	There are no rules on ConspiracyCraft. The world is a free-for-all where power rules.
Can I build structures in the game?	Yes, players are allowed to build structures, but they must also be prepared to defend them against other players.
Is betrayal common on ConspiracyCraft?	Yes, betrayal is a common occurrence on the server as alliances are fleeting and players seek to gain power at any cost.
What is the overall goal of the server?	The goal of ConspiracyCraft is to impose your will and shape the world in your image through force and cunning.
Is this server suitable for all players?	No, ConspiracyCraft is not suitable for players who prefer a more structured and moderated gaming environment. It is a challenging and competitive server.

Epic Pixel Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, addiction, Behavior, brain chemistry, coping mechanisms, dopamine, emotional well being, Epic, habits, habituation, loss of interest, mental health, motivation, personal growth, PIXEL, Pleasure, porn, Realms, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-care, self-control, video games

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2724
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	15	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Yo, bro, sounds like you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We’ll fix your broken brain with our epic gameplay and crazy community. Say goodbye to porn and boring video games, and say hello to building epic structures and battling creepers with us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Join now and let’s get your brain back on track!

CraftyDressCodeNoob

aita, Boyfriend, Company, CraftyDressCodeNoob, Dinner, dressing up, feel, Happy, living room, normal, parents, PJ shorts, response, roommate, Rude, Shirt, thought, Water

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Secret Passages Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take dressing up for dinner parties very seriously! Join us for a chance to impress your roommate’s parents and boyfriend with your pixelated fashion sense. Who knows, maybe they’ll even invite you to their next virtual dinner party! Don’t miss out on this opportunity to show off your stylish Minecraft skins and make a lasting impression. Join now and start planning your next dinner party outfit!

GameLoverInMinecraftSMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, dream scenario, escapism, fantasy worlds, favorite game, fictional universe, Game characters, game environments, game immersion, GameLoverInMinecraftSMP, gamer lifestyle, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming culture, immersive experiences, interactive storytelling, role playing, video games, virtual reality, virtual worlds

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Star Shards Collected:	177
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that is LIT AF! Like, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on pigs wearing diamond armor. It’s like a party 24/7, with creepers doing the cha-cha and skeletons breakdancing. And get this, our leader is a talking chicken who can shoot lasers out of its eyes! You gotta join this SMP if you wanna experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures ever. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

CraftyAlienChat

abduction, aliens, Communication, Contact, Conversation, CraftyAlienChat, Curiosity, dialogue, encounter, Extraterrestrial, first contact, hypothetical, intergalactic, interrogation, OTHERWORLDLY, outer space, science fiction, speculation, unearthly, unknown

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Well, look no further because our server is run by aliens! That’s right, actual extraterrestrial beings are the admins here, and they’re always looking for new players to abduct… I mean, welcome with open arms.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to build your very own spaceship out of diamond blocks and fly to different planets in search of rare resources. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some friendly aliens who just want to trade with you (or abduct you for experiments, but hey, that’s all part of the fun).

So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, come join us on our server. Just remember to say “Take me to your leader” when you log in – the aliens love that stuff.

MECH Medieval Tech

better structures, big cannons, big mods, boss mods, combat mods, cozy spawn, CPU, event mods, factory mods, forge version, Iron’s spells, magic mods, MECH, Medieval, Modded, RAM, shockbyte, structure mods, Tech, Version, weaponry mods

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5707
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Farms Harvested:	421
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Minecraft Modded Server Overview

Join our modded server for a unique gaming experience featuring new weaponry, structures, technology, and medieval related mods. No whitelist or application needed – anyone can join! Check out our Discord for the IP and modpack details.

Server Specs

RAM	16 GB
CPU	Better CPU
Minecraft Version	1.20.1
Forge Version	47.3.0

Big Mods

Create (with addons)
Simply Swords
Spartan Weaponry
Boss Mods
Yung’s Better Series
Magic Mods

Events

Join us for cool events and explore our cozy spawn area!

Join Our Discord

Discord Invite

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for the IP address and modpack details.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, there is no whitelist – anyone can join!

Q: What are some of the main mods featured on the server?

A: Some of the big mods include Create, Simply Swords, Spartan Weaponry, Boss Mods, Yung’s Better Series, and Magic Mods.

Q: Are there any events on the server?

A: Yes, we have cool events planned for the server and a cozy spawn area for players to enjoy.

Q: What are the server specs?

A: The server is hosted on Shockbyte with 16 GB of RAM and a “Better CPU”. The Minecraft version is 1.20.1 and Forge version is 47.3.0.

NijiCraft EN General 1.20.1

1.20.1, Denauth, ethyria, falseflaggers, general, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiCraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server where the YouTubers are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine! We’ve got channels that will make you question reality, like a blocky version of The Truman Show. Follow these Twitter accounts for a daily dose of shizo content that will make you regret reading. From LazuLight to Ethyria, these streamers will have you laughing like a zombie in a potato farm. Team up with your fellow players and watch streams at the same time, because why not? Ignore the haters and come join the fun – just don’t feed the discordfags or the numberfags, they’re scarier than a pack of Endermen on a rampage. Previous thread got blown up like a TNT block, so hop on in and join the chaos!

CraftyFiancéeJobKeeper

Chores, Communication, compromise, Contribution, CraftyFiancéeJobKeeper, Decision making, equality, Expectations, finances, Financial Stability, future planning, Household, Job, laziness, MONEY, Partnership, relationship, responsibilities, stay at home wife, Support, work ethic

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Emeralds Found:	5158	Potions Brewed:	78
Dragons Tamed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

Are you tired of dealing with lazy fiancées who just want to lounge around all day while you work your butt off to keep the lights on? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the virtual household!

We understand the struggle of having a partner who just wants to sit back and relax while you do all the work. That’s why on our server, everyone has to pitch in and help out. No freeloading allowed here!

Imagine a world where chores are actually done, bills are paid on time, and everyone works together to make the virtual household run smoothly. That’s the kind of environment we offer on our server.

So if you’re tired of dealing with a fiancée who just wants to be a stay-at-home wife without actually doing any work, come join us and experience a world where everyone pulls their weight. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?

60YearOldMinecraftSMP

60YearOldMinecraftSMP, aging, aspirations, dreams, Elderly, Future, golden years, life expectancy, life goals, life journey, long-term planning, Longevity, looking ahead, old age, personal growth, Retirement, self improvement, self reflection, senior citizen, time passing, vision for the future

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like the most epic server ever, like you won’t believe the crazy stuff that happens here. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with diamond swords and stuff. And then another time, we all turned into llamas for a day and had to navigate through a maze of cacti to find the cure. It was wild, man.

But wait, there’s more. Like, every full moon, the server turns into a disco party and we all have to dance our way out of mobs trying to kill us. It’s like a rave, but with creepers. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, I swear.

So yeah, if you want to have the time of your life and make memories that will last a lifetime, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. What more could you ask for? Join now and let the craziness begin!